Confused Matthew

A totally down to earth film reviewer. Different to most critics as he reviews popular films he considers did not deserve the attention they gained, hence the reason he is 'confused'. He explains why in a clear and detailed fashion and offers solid arguments as to why a film was bad.

Confused Matthew:
They may as well as hung a neon sign over the water that says "this way to the secret Gungan city".

by Arkatos August 26, 2010

Matthew

Some kid who everyone thinks is an ugly kid, but he has piercing sea-blue eyes, and dirty blonde hair. He's always faithful, and loves the girl he's with. Also intelligent.

Hey, look at Matthew over there, he's so ugly and I hear he has lizard rabies.

Hey! He's my boyfriend, and he isn't ugly on the inside! Learn more about him beforehand, dick biscuit!

by BladeF January 18, 2012

Matthew

The hottest, sexiest man alive. He is also the king of long dicks.

"I wish I was like Matthew!"

by BrownieKing June 7, 2021

Matthew

Matthews are always the sweetest guys on earth, and even though they're sometimes a little too silly, they have a very deep, emotional side that is very hard to find. Matthews make the best friends, and give their all to everything they care about.

Matthew is the sweetest guy ever!!

by Copperhighlights December 19, 2016

Matthew

A really hot man with a massive cock who also just so happens to look like a cross between the ice age baby and the fish from megamind

Oh my god, you look like a Matthew today

by Mysterious man of meth February 21, 2022

matthew mader

A sexy guy with great hair

Damn Matthew Mader I love your hair

by fromthehood05 March 1, 2017

Matthew and Luca

2 gay twins that often do it at night, they can be spotted mostly at gay strip clubs, they both suck ass at Fortnite and are annoying when they build, they say people’s name wrong and Matthew is obsessed with moms while Luca is obsessed with men.

No way is that Matthew and Luca

by Crazy Keeper October 24, 2018