keep the angle of the dangle perpindiculer to the mass of the ass

Good advice for pleasure seekers!

Keep the angle of the dangle perpindiculer to the mass of the ass and don’t let your meat loaf.

by Fang1961 December 2, 2018

Mass shat

1: When you do one too many shits.
2: When you don’t give a fuck about a person and piss them off.
3: A hat you think is cool but is too fucking religious.
4: When you shot one too many cunts.

1: He mass shat all over Damo and Jacinta.
2: You’ve fucking mass shat on me ever since you made me suck your dick.
3: Wow, what a mass shat you got me for my birthday! I’m gonna fuck you so hard bitch!
4: Oh no, Kevin mass shat everyone!

by Fitzionmedick November 19, 2021

mass gae

mass murder of gays

mass gae is the mass murder of gay

person 1: "youre so gay bro"
person 2: "ik *gets shot*"

by alaska/roxie February 1, 2022

mass age

when shrimp mass age its considered a lie

shrimps cant mass age wdym ?

by Euejjejwkk December 12, 2021

PORNIC mass

a mass found in pornic, France where every participant cums into a chalice and the pope drinks it for Jesus Christ. The bloodier the cum, the better. Every participant follows the cummy bible, the only holy bible made from the dried cum of Jesus Christ thousands of years prior. If people to not accept their daily cum injection, they will be whipped ruthlessly in the name of Jesus Christ. Their asscheeks are spread wider than the average person’s because of the countless cum injections pumped into their asshole. And also they hate carrots.

Fuckass: Would you like to learn the Bible?
Fagass: No. Haven't you heard about PORNIC mass?
Fuckass: What the hell? No.
Fagass: The PORNIC mass involves the Cummy Bible.
Fuckass: kys иди нахуй.
Fagass: i don't speak Ukraine war.

by anonymous October 3, 2023

Mass

Mass is a guy who smells like diarrea and farts, he knows it too.

His DOL is very big tho.

USGA: YOU SMELL LIKE SHIT AND FARTS, I LOVE THUMASH!!!
MASS: NO I LOVE YOU DADDY I DONT SMELL LIKE SHIT AND FARTS!!!

by poq sloq October 6, 2022

Disabled masses

Unable to provide employment for millions of people yet becoming a entrepreneur and stating a stand is torn down by police would you prefer theft and murder that you protest and cry about.

It's just Disabled masses

by Thispagewasmadeforme November 3, 2020