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Marriage

WRONG! Wrong you fucking dork!
Hym "Marriage relates directly to your finances AND your ability to do things like visit your significant other in the hospital (Because you need to be RELATED which is what makes it incest and is why gay marriage is seen as a necessary right). There's also an element of public perception then comes into play. You see business owner-types talking about how they are more trusting of married people. It isn't the marriage as an institution as much as it is the peripheral elements that make marriage almost necessary. You also have Jordan Peterson trying to convince people that YOU AREN'T SANE IF YOU DON'T DO IT (Get marriage). So no. There's no duplicity there. There's an element of cultural and economic enforcement that could be removed.
by Hym Iam February 22, 2024
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Lavender marriage

A marriage that is in lavender
Tyler: Hey what happened to Cindy last night

Josh: I lavender marriaged that bitch
by Wendigooner March 26, 2024
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Marriage Fart

When a couple releases a fart from each of their own anuses, and are close to one another, it's considered to be a marriage fart.
Person A of couple: *Brrrrrrrrrrrrrtt*

Person B of couple: *BLLLLLAAATTT*.....oh a marriage fart, honey! Oh wow smell what we created! It's like a pizza mixed with chili beans!
by Judolizard June 27, 2021
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Marriage Mongoloid

A child or baby, particularly one of a married couple.
I thought your little Marriage Mongoloid might get bored so I brought an iPad.
by Linkatron72 January 19, 2026
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Marriage

A contract in which each party gives the other exclusive rights to their genitals.
I Kant believe that is your definition of marriage.
by JBrogundian January 25, 2026
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