Marriaged 

marriage married

“What’s yours is mine. What’s mine is yours.”

“That’s marriage, not dating. We aren’t marriaged, so no.”

Marriaged by Branflavin October 28, 2019

Married to the Game 

To put work above all else in life. Dedication to a job, craft or building one's skill.

Hustling, paper chasing.

I don't have time to date or take vacations because I'm married to the game, and the grind don't quit.

Married to the Game by QueenTrine April 8, 2015

Marriage fraud 

When two men- two women- shit... anyone gets married and then they fall apart and then the other one, listen to me tubbo the other one probably owns a knife or some shit then they go and rob a bank together as frauds.

I think I’ll commit marriage fraud and get married in rage

Marriage fraud by Oddit_in_flames November 24, 2020

marriage pact 

A marriage pact between two people to get married at a certain point if they are not married at said point in time.

I made a marriage pact with Joey!

marriage pact by Secret Agent: Dog October 30, 2015

Brain Marriage 

Brain Marriage (or marriage of brains) is a term used when talking about 2 or more individuals from diverse backgrounds coming together to achieve a common goal, task or project (mostly in business).

at a board meeting
CEO - Project 3.0 is the next big thing. What we need to achieve it is a brain marriage between all of us.

Heads of Marketing, Design, IT and Sales - nod in agreement

Brain Marriage by thewomanfriday October 6, 2019

eternal marriage 

ETERNAL MARRIAGE = a doctrine taught by Mormons wherein couples are married for eternity.

Most Christians teach that people are married "until death do us part".

Most people are actually married "until divorce does us part".

But MORMONISM believes in ETERNAL MARRIAGE.

eternal marriage by Isaiah Fourman March 17, 2009

Jojo’s Bizarre Married Life 

Jojo’s bizarre married life- a gay fan fiction abomination produced by CLAMP where jotaro and kakyoin have children. It is the most god-aweful shitpost-worthy piece of media possibly ever created. It is the origin of the meme “kakyoin, did you lay this egg?” You sort of get the point. And their kid, jouta kujo, has a stand named after dish soap. And kakyoin poisons Dio with his horrible cooking. IT WAS ALSO ANIMATED BY STUDIO MADHOUSE. I wish I was kidding, somebody help

Person 1: have you read Jojo’s Bizarre Married Life ?
Person 2: don’t you ever fucking mention that fucking manga ever

Jojo’s Bizarre Married Life by GenosCyborg July 24, 2023