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maple leaf salutation

Sending a work colleague a picture of your genitalia out of the blue over Instant Mesenger or email.
"So how was your evening last night?"

"Not too bad thanks, I just kicked back, watched an episode of 'Come Dine with Me' and then sent my boss the old maple leaf salutation."
by J. Q. Faskesbury III October 8, 2009
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mapping the coast

1. The conversational equivalent to the phenomenon of coastline measurements* - getting so bogged down in the details of something that explaining it becomes impossible.

* The closer one looks at a coastline, the longer it gets.

2. Getting repeatedly lost/tangential while speaking and never completing a thought or idea. Often the result of being high.
1.
Cedric: It was last Tuesday; no I think Wednesday morning at 11:30, well, 11:40; no it was Tuesday because I was wearing my blue shirt-

Bored Colleague: Cedric, you're mapping the coast. Shut up or just tell me what happened.

2.
Dude 1: So, have you thought about what I said last night?

Dude 2: Yeah, you spent 3 hours mapping the coast and I nearly died of boredom. I'm not getting high with you again.
by Short Circuit August 11, 2010
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Jenny went up to Montreal and enjoyed the maple wet nuts.
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Mapagator

I didn't know what the hell this map said, so I went to the lake and asked a mapagator.
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Maphing

When a person has been caught making an awkward face in a photo that they were unaware was being taken
Jim- "Hey have you seen that picture of Dwight?"
Pam-"Oh yeah Michael he was totally maphing in the background"
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maple muncher

A maple muncher is someone who strictly dates Canadians only (Canadians dating other Canadians are not included).
Selena Gomez is a known maple muncher because of her saying history e.g., Justin Bieber and the weekend
by Karose March 3, 2017
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mapster

Look at Mathew, he is a real mapster
by MAPSter101 March 6, 2017
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