An aesthetic bicep where the muscle belly is yoked and plump all the way through the origin to the insertion point of the bicep. Average mortals only have short chain biceps where the muscle ends 2/3's of the way down at the arm. Gifted individuals blessed by the Gods of Olympus have the genetics to develop long chain biceps.

Guy with short chain biceps: Hey babe, wonna do 10 different bicep curl variations and get some protein shakes after?
Girl: Sorry not interested, I only like guys with long chain biceps.

long chain bicep by stankyleglocker August 28, 2019

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Long Foreskin Energy (LFE)

Long Foreskin Energy is the complete insecurity of not meeting other people’s benchmarks — wealth, intelligence, beauty etc due to the shame/perception of not having been circumcised. To lack so much self-worth that it requires making up an entire life’s worth of stories (such as being Jewish, only to later claim that you meant you were “Jew-ish”) in order to fit in.

George Santos has Long Foreskin Energy (LFE).

Long Foreskin Energy (LFE) by Cut__Guy January 8, 2023

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Long Valley

A town in Washington township, Morris County, NJ. In the middle of NO WHERE. No one has to my knowledge ever actually called it the "Big LV." If they have, they were probably from LV, and trying to make it seem cool. You kive in wither "the mountain" or "the valley."Long Valley is isolated from the real world. Minorities are basically non- existent here , There are too many white people. Not enough diversity. There are a lot of really nice cars. If you live here you go to West Morris High School Central. Basically a bunch of people who arent actually cool enough to be anything other than preppy, but pretend to be emo/ scene. there is a group of people who actually are the way they dress. Preppy people wear converse...and Uggs. yuck. There is a decent amount of drug use, but that because there is nothing better to do.

Its dull.

#1:I live in Long valley!
#2:Wheres that?

Long Valley by Missymanic June 20, 2009

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long island

A place where soulness, bitchy girls are raised.

Hey, look at that nice, sort of good looking guy. Let's talk shit about him and make sure we are close enough so he can hear. What a loser. We're from Long Island!

long island by justtryingtobefriendly December 13, 2009

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