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The itch you get from an expensive whore.
Man: "Damn bitch! You got crabs or somethin'!?"
Whore: "You think I'm that cheap!? Nah, it's lobster"
Term used to explain any lonely, friendless person who sits in the lobby of a building waiting to meet and hopefully make friends with another lobster or any other random person. Most commonly but not limited to dorm buildings at colleges.
De'andre has been sitting in the lobby for hours! What a Lobster.
Lobster by QUICKYQUICKY123 October 6, 2011
The act of getting it in the ever elusive female butthole... It's buttsex
Dan "How was she last night brah?"

Justin "She was great, I got lobster!"

Everyone "woo! Woo"
Lobster by RD lobsterman November 8, 2012

Brown Lobster 

A brown lobster is a person who has spent so much time at the beach that they're skin has become brown and leathery.
"There's alot of brown lobsters at the beach today".

"You spend so much time at the beach, your becoming a brown lobster".
Brown Lobster by Marlon Dready November 7, 2009

swedish lobster roll 

Where you take 2 full size Maine lobsters and have them pinch onto a woman's nipples. You then proceed to lather butter on her pussy and rip the tails off of the lobsters while leaving the pinchers attached to the nipples. The 2 lobster tails are then inserted into the woman's pussy and asshole.
Your sister ordered a Swedish lobster roll at the red lobster .

East Coast Lobster 

Similar to the Shocker, but of the East Coast Variety. You basically stick two fingers in a bitch's pussy hole, and the other two up her asshole. Both two-finger groupings resembles the claw of a lobster. Once you fingers have been inserted in both of your bitches fuck holes, you open and shut the claw.
Travis gets all the bitches...how does he do it? I hear that before he fuck's the shit out of a bitch, he get's them all riled up with the East Coast Lobster....plugs both holes and shits the claw.
East Coast Lobster by JayBrew October 7, 2011