Juan angel

Alérgico y consumidor de marihuana. Oficial de primera, persona de segunda

-Papa, papa ¿Me llevas al parque?

-Calla niño que estoy fumando como un buen Juan angel, me cago en tus muertos.

by BaronDeLaBirra November 23, 2021

Juan

Juan is a daddy and sexy, he is someone who is also funny and a cutie.

Wow Juan is so cool

by Afloatlist38 December 19, 2018

juan

juan is a boy that is obsessed with his ex girlfriend that cheated on him and he will do anything to get her back. he even got with another girl and then broke up with her to get back at her💀

juan: i really miss her man

his friend: stop your gonna get hurt again

by loverboy0920 February 19, 2023

Juan

Short Man who’s bad at Smash

N:Juan is a good person.
D: Haha Good One!

by DoSeyWasTaken September 9, 2020

Juan

The almighty horse that stands on a balcony.

Whisper for Juan (he has sensitive ears).

by Slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp January 27, 2021

Juan's Magic Trick

Juan's Magic Trick is when you and your partner (preferable male) shove a whole jar of Ragu into your asshole. After 2 1/2 minutes the jar will evaporate. Make sure to plug up your asshole so none of the Ragu falls out then get your partner and open up his foreskin. You need to pull out the butt plug and let the Ragu pour into his foreskin. After that tie up your partners foreskin for 3 weeks and then once you untie it the Ragu will be gone

Person 1: "Hey do you wanna do Juan's Magic Trick."
Person 2: "No what the fuck is wrong with you"

by Ragu God October 16, 2022

Juan

A really nice person when the talk is Friends, He knows how to make you laugh even in your worst moment. He´s likes to feel that you´re feeling comfortable when you´re next to him. He really like Parties and Girls LOL. But above all, he has a kinda´good heart LMAO

person #1(on the phone): I mean, im really hurt because i was waiting for it, but i didnt get the chance.
Juan: Hey,Hey, calm down, everthing´ happens for a reasson. You´ll be Okay.

by Thestrongerinhere February 4, 2024