Josh

A tall and geeky dude who can't get laid to save his life. He also often goes after girls with stripper names like Mickey. They are often smart in certain topics, and they are also hopeless romantics.

"Who's that guy making googly eyes at Sunshine Rainbow?"
"Oh, you must be talking about Josh."

by Graneroshj March 17, 2017

Joshed

When a person with a relatively large head in proportion to their body asks you to do something so stupid and insulting.

Person with big head: even though garbage can is right there
Can you throw this away?

You: with no choice
Quietly justs throws it away...

You got Joshed!

by Pablo Escobar the X December 25, 2006

Josh

General bad lad

I met him last night, he was a bit of a Josh

by JEB4635 October 25, 2017

Josh

Josh: A whiny emo shithead that plays Final Fantasy XV A New Empire on his mobile device. Josh can be found in Realm 569 trolling female players for "teh n00ds" and talking mad shit without being able to back it up. His feelings are easily hurt and he has zero self-esteem as it is in the trash compactor next to his personality and dignity. Will attempt to be your friend through social media and in various chat programs such as LINE. Do not give in. Josh is like herpes. He never goes away and causes severe irritations after you thought he was gone.

Swirls: I am warning you what will happen if Josh gets invited here.

Swoops: Oh come on how bad can it Be?

Josh: Thanks for the invite <spans board for an hour straight>

Bane: Goddammit Josh!

Archer: Fuck, I hate this guy

by ZAHale January 17, 2018

Josh

Josh a funny fat gay guy with a man bun

Me:"Omgawd its Josh"
Friend:"whos Josh"
Me:"uno the gay prick with a man bun"

by PIP24272 July 10, 2019

Josh

Really nothing to say besides having the smallest penis in THE WORLD !!!!!! The most boring person you will ever meet and has only a few friends with very boring names like... Lj , Mason , Tyler , Tristan eeewwww everybody hates tristan and last kody etc... Typically a 7th or 8th grader . Josh is a very wierd kid ...really wierd.

Last time i saw Josh he told me he measured his penis , HE HAD TO USE A MICROSCOPE TO SEE HIS PENIS !!!!!!! How is that possible?????

by Um what should i put for this. May 8, 2019

Josh

A really cool person who's birthday is probably in October. Plays a lot of games but is still a ladies man. some consider him a player (which he is) but that doesn't make him a bad person. usually tall and doesn't like to play games in a relationship. hes a cool guy and I recommenced that you try and make friends with a josh.

Girl 1: OMFG Is that josh hes so handsome... i'm in love.
Girl 2: Fuck him he broke up with me and Stacy and Annalise and Megan and Bridget and Georgia last week.
Girl 1:Oh... maybe ill have better luck then!😍

by yaboi911 October 16, 2019