Usually around 6ft and has extremely strict indian parents, usually claims he gets a lot of attraction from females when he actually get 0. Is a decent friend to have but he usually caps way too much on random as things. He also get some pretty bad grades and looks below average. He also occasionally hits the gym and benches around 60 kgs. He also claims he has a very big penis when in real life its slightly below average.
Friend 1: Yo, u coming to the movies tonight we watching harry potter.
Friend 2: na im a Joel Jose i dident tell my parents 3 months ago.
Friend 2: na im a Joel Jose i dident tell my parents 3 months ago.
by Dhyan_patel April 1, 2023
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by Abrahambamidele July 18, 2024
Get the Joel mug.He does not follow the rules. He is the one running the chaos, sitting behind that computer.. watching it unfold. He is the reason everything is going chaotic. He is the one running it all.
Also known as the game-master of the 2024 video game Helldivers 2 who runs the galactic war and makes MOs, starts defenses, etc
Also known as the game-master of the 2024 video game Helldivers 2 who runs the galactic war and makes MOs, starts defenses, etc
"Oh god this world is so chaotic right now.."
"Blame Joel!"
"Blame who?"
"Joel! He's the reason why everything is chaotic!"
"Blame Joel!"
"Blame who?"
"Joel! He's the reason why everything is chaotic!"
by isntdylanvibing July 25, 2024
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by Lfcmo101 July 29, 2024
Get the joel matip mug.He's most definitely hott, rude but you know you like it... A Joel is well endowed. He drives a Dodge and is funny as fuck.
by Jamal505 August 11, 2024
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Often followed by remarkably hypocritical acts. Such as imposing penalties that apply to others, but not to yourself.
Often followed by remarkably hypocritical acts. Such as imposing penalties that apply to others, but not to yourself.
Itsuki: I thought Onigiri said he was clean and recovered for good? How did he end up in hospital for the seventh time this decade?
Agito: Fuck! That's his Joel Birch Complex on full display! He told me he wanted to kick Kazu out of the team for the same thing!
Agito: Fuck! That's his Joel Birch Complex on full display! He told me he wanted to kick Kazu out of the team for the same thing!
by heeeyyjohnny March 28, 2025
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