jizz n a jar

A guy who gives a sperm sample, usually for fertility testing or IVF.

I will be late for work today, I got to go JIZZ N A JAR for my girl's IVF

by DNAGuy May 29, 2024

douchbag jar

When a human says something a douchbag would

‘I love lifting the max at the gym’

‘Jar! Put money in the douchbag jar!’

by tr3mblingfear May 21, 2022

JAR

That is whack and not cool, not lit

That dudes car is so jar. His hair is jar as hell.

by HOUNDDOG(STATIC'S MASTER) March 31, 2022

Jar

A glass, typically a pint of beer, especially Guinness. In Ireland a jar usually ends up as many more than just one.

I'll be back in an hour love! I'm just nippin' out for a quick jar.

by anonymous September 30, 2021

Jiggy jar jar Doo

It means I love you

Baby jiggy jar jar doo freaking much

by Xx3unknownx3x March 4, 2024

Bean Jar

Alternate name for the female gentalia.

''Dude, I totally put my Pork Sword in her Bean Jar...''

by PeeBen December 30, 2011

Mason jar molly

Mason jar Molly is a very presentable and educated adult woman 👩 who is very rich.
Little does the public know that she really makes her money farting into Mason jars and selling them to perverts on the dark web.

Mason jar Molly is bottling and storing her farts in mason jars for significant financial gain!!

by Badger girl 317 June 11, 2025