Iphone whore

A woman (or man, it's possible. I suppose) who sells her (his?)
body to purchase the latest iphone or ipad, or to pay
the monthly data bill. Chances are, there are some Iphone
app whores, but haven't asked around.

Chelsea showed me the time of my life in exchange for the
payment of her Verizon bill. Hoolah Boolah! She's a really
nice girl, but she's an Iphone whore.

by orski January 6, 2013

Ipswich Grammar School (IGS)

Ipswich Grammar School is an independent, non-denominational, day and boarding school for boys, located in Ipswich, a city situated on the Bremer River in South East Queensland, Australia. The school is sited on the eponymous Grammar School Hill, with its original buildings occupying the crown of the hill. Ipswich Grammar School teachers are usually young, attractive women as the munted headmaster likes to have multiple mistresses around at all times. There is also a boarding dog named Broxy at Ipswich Grammar School whom multiple boarders are rumored to have fucked.

Aw, look at that poor Ipswich Grammar School (IGS) boy.

My son goes to IGS.

We have a game against Ipswich this Saturday.

Yeah I go to IGS, I mean Ipswich Grammar School, yeah the shit hole.

by Sacoriah August 25, 2021

iPhone 14

a phone with big cameras

Person 1: Hey I got the new iPhone 14!
Person 2: Looks like iPhone 11 with big cameras.

by mygcd August 12, 2022

iPhone 15 Pro Max

The phone you won't have

I got a iPhone 15 pro max for my birthday !

by plsdontlol2 August 4, 2023

Munchausen iProxy

Munchausen iProxy is a condition where a device owner creates the appearance of problems in a device, typically their own phone. This may include injuring the device (dropping it into a body of water, cracking its screen, etc.) or otherwise altering its operation. They then present the device as being non-functional in the hope of obtaining a newer and better device.

I heard that Karen "dropped her phone in the toilet" the other day, but she was raving about the latest iPhone last week; this seems like a clear case of Munchausen iProxy.

by meanjavabean October 13, 2019

cheeto ipad kid

its where a kid gets all their crusty dusty musty cheeto dust on their ipad

“jimmy, you are a cheeto ipad kid”
“mommeh im only 3 what do you expect “

by xanyue March 15, 2022

iPARTY

When u have a solitary secret boogie with songs on your ipod that u're too embarrassed to play at parties or even admit that you like, includes dance routines and is usually in front of the mirror.

'Yess!! I've got the house to myself 2nite. Me + MC Hammer = totally sexy iparty!'

'Ok, I've watched the rolex sweep 50times now on youtube. Time to put the headphones on & execute the moves, iParty-stylee'

Note: this would occur as an internal monologue and never ever said out loud to anyone...

by m.c hammer February 2, 2009