If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard

Da "parody on da cake-baking saying" remark dat you smilingly say to a cute chick whom you've unexpectedly met somewhere, and you are savoringly pressing her soft warm palms against yer fuzzy cheeks.

I always love joking around about, "If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard" wif pretty girls whom I befriend; said humorous remark always gets da biggest amused giggle-fits outta dem.

by QuacksO October 22, 2023

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by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025

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I’m already knowin

basically means you know exactly what somebody means and they don’t need to go in depth about a situation or explain any further. The term can be used in many situations

term founded by Atlanta natives

Me: she a groupie you could probably hit too!
You: I’m already knowin.

by laterloser1 August 24, 2020

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I already know

John’s selling gas for the low.

Response: I’m all knowing

by Quedor July 8, 2022

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This guy knows what I'm talking about

An expression used to diffuse responsibility for an unpopular statement made in a public setting. Typically used to imply complicity or collusion on the part of an unwilling stranger.

You: I mean, really, who hasn't made out with a rundown fat chick in a moment of drunken desperation.

Crowd: *silence*

You: *smile and point to a random guy in the crowd* This guy knows what I'm talking about.

by Ggggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 22, 2009

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