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If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard

Da "parody on da cake-baking saying" remark dat you smilingly say to a cute chick whom you've unexpectedly met somewhere, and you are savoringly pressing her soft warm palms against yer fuzzy cheeks.
I always love joking around about, "If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard" wif pretty girls whom I befriend; said humorous remark always gets da biggest amused giggle-fits outta dem.
by QuacksO October 22, 2023
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Jowhraha Haddad Jones `~`i`~`S`~`i`~` Known As Lucifer Morningstar, Also Known As, FvferFriday <<<Jupiter`~`Solstice>>>
Jowhraha Haddad Jones `~`i`~`S`~`i`~` Known As Lucifer Morningstar, Also Known As, FvferFriday <<<Jupiter`~`Solstice>>>
by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025
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I’m already knowin

basically means you know exactly what somebody means and they don’t need to go in depth about a situation or explain any further. The term can be used in many situations

term founded by Atlanta natives
Me: she a groupie you could probably hit too!
You: I’m already knowin.
by laterloser1 August 24, 2020
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I’m all knowing

John’s selling gas for the low.

Response: I’m all knowing
by Quedor July 8, 2022
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This guy knows what I'm talking about

An expression used to diffuse responsibility for an unpopular statement made in a public setting. Typically used to imply complicity or collusion on the part of an unwilling stranger.
You: I mean, really, who hasn't made out with a rundown fat chick in a moment of drunken desperation.

Crowd: *silence*

You: *smile and point to a random guy in the crowd* This guy knows what I'm talking about.
by Ggggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 22, 2009
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i finally did it omg i made it blue.
try to make this blue ig: h4tujrovutifjuirbugdfjgkdfvkdvj

- tori
I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal. I can finally rest happy knowing that I did the world
by okstella August 12, 2021
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God Knows I Tried

God knows I tried is best song to ever exist. It's by Lana Del Rey.
by aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnn August 22, 2021
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