HO BAG

Fugly bitch who walks around without cleaning her azz thinking she can get dick

That HO BAG's a lot lizard who just got beat up by some Locale shmoe!! She was walking around town talking shit about everyone she doesn't know & looking for dick even though she/it doesn't know what a shower is!!!!! L.M.F.A.O.H.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by This ain't PSUEDO!! February 5, 2024

Hoagie sandwich

When you and a partner crush another’s face with your ass’ and unleash your muck-spray to your hearts content all over that persons face.

We’ll give you another hoagie sandwich if you don’t shut it

by H28373737 November 25, 2023

Hobart Polyp Popper

A Hobart Polyp Popper is a homemade device that is improvised from a dildo and an electric power drill,
Such device is made by attaching a dildo to the end of a drill and then proceeding to put it on maximum speed.

My boyfriend and I were having trouble in the bedroom so I decided to create a Hobart polyp popper to solve our bedtime dilemmas.

by RetardCumMuncher69 April 15, 2024

Hobglomatt

A newly coined slur, used to describe “honorary Jews.”

John: “Mike keeps defending jews online like he’s one himself”
Mike: “Come on, man, I’m just trying to stop anti-semitism and being a good little goy!”
John: “Nah, you’re acting like a total hobglomatt.”

by mod853 January 4, 2025

Hoebag Slut

When you see your daughter's ex boyfriend's new girlfriend who was her friend, whos married, in the middle of a Target. Hoebag Skank is also acceptable.

Mom: You hoebag Slut!

by THE TRUE AMERICAN 69 + 420=666 January 21, 2026

Hoagied n Boabied

Hoagied n boabied is an old Scottish that saying relates to buying someone a Donner hoagie, and then proceeding to have sexual intercourse with them. You also only want to do this with people that you find 10/10.”

“mate, I really want to hoagie n boabie her. She’s actually stunning.”

“Whats happening darling, you wanting Hoagied n boabied.”

by Kyle Beatsworth March 2, 2025

Hoebag

A woman in her mid 40s who can never pay their bills on time.

Kathy didn’t pay her bill again this month, fucking hoebag.

by YourMom 69 May 9, 2025