A small blue plastic hammer of approximately 6 inches in length, owned by Mary, used for certain offensive purposes. Unlike Maxwell's famous Silver Hammer, Mary's Plastic Hammer is incapable of killing anyone, or even doing any significant damage. Instead, any individual who is hit on the head with the hammer is immediately turned into a nerd upon impact.
Little Mary had been playing with The Plastic Hammer for an hour or so when she became bored and tossed it behind her back, hitting Maxwell, her older brother, in the head and turning him into a nerd for the rest of his life.
by Encyclopedia Shitannica January 26, 2014
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"So I got way hammered last night, and woke up lying in a dark alley next to a girl I never met wearing a trash can on my head. It was awesome!"
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Hammad is an incredibly handsome individual. He is charming, with girls swarming around him, especially Daniya. He is a smoking hot person with a beautiful stride.
He is such a Hammad!
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Get the Hammer thrower mug.the mack hammer is a figurative hammer that one "lays" when one "macks" on a woman. this occurs only when one macks and does not enter the "friend zone." to lay the "chisel" is the opposite of laying the mack hammer, it is to enter the friend zone. to "thattababe" is to lay down the mack hammer with all the authority that one can muster. mack hammer is most often used in the phrase "lay the mack hammer down" with a gesture of using a hammer.
Tay lays some serious mack hammer dude, thattababe.
No one lays the mack hammer down like the Piecerkids.
Hey Lauren is it ok if i lay the mack hammer down on your mom?
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Dude, Govan is in the friend zone, he totally chisels.
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Hey Lauren is it ok if i lay the mack hammer down on your mom?
Scott is dual wielding!! Lay the mack hammer down!
Dude, Govan is in the friend zone, he totally chisels.
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Get the Underground Hammer mug.Much like an "Alabama clam slammer," the male does a hand stand during intercourse and on his decent he slams his penis in to his partners butthole
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