Ham Radio

During orgasm, prior to broadcasting your seed, you aggressively twist her nipples. Then as soon as you ejaculate, you yell, “breaker, breaker one nine”
Adam’s dad watched in horror as I gave Adam’s mom the oleham radio.
by RodeoDiddles July 20, 2020
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ham or eggs

how much you are commited to something.
ham is a part of the meal, and is commited to it.
eggs is not necessarily included. thus it is on the fence.
made popular by an episode of grey's anatomy.
girl - "do you want to be with me or not?"

boy - "sometimes yes. im not sure. dont pressure me."

girl - "listen, its simple. are you ham or eggs."
by tromano33 November 05, 2006
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Den Ham

A small town in Twente in The Netherlands. Also called "Goddelozen 'N Ham", which means "Godless Den Ham" . It was named that way because many smugglers and lowlifes passed through and lived in Den Ham centuries ago.

Today Den Ham has three churches, which is sufficient for the 6000 inhabitants. So you could almost say that Den Ham is Godly nowadays, but our heritage is celebrated still every weekend in the pubs that outnumber the churches.
Henk: Woar èns in Den Ham goaj vanoamd hen zoepm dan Gajt? (Where are you going to drink beer tonight?)
Gajt: Och, dat maakt mie niet uut jah, da week morn toch niks meer van. (Oh, i dont care, tommorow i wont remember it anyway)
by Tsrohor October 04, 2013
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Frozen Ham

The Act of a man carving out a penis from a Honey Glazed ham and then makeing your girl freind eat it.
by Ichirou March 22, 2009
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slaming the ham

What men do when alone, bored and turned on. Pictures of lushous, half naked women are used often. Movies and webcams are popular visual stimulous prior to the slaming of the little ham.

1) I totally caught my Boyfriend slaming the ham last night.
2) Girl 1: Why is the Aloe Vera in the shower?
Guy 1: Umm...... I was slamming the ham this morning before work.
Girl 1: EWWWWW.....I can never use that Aloe again!!!
by Ravenjinn April 25, 2008
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ham dagger

term for a man's unit. also known as a pork sword.
danny c stabbed some trick ass ho with his ham dagger.
by d frank November 18, 2006
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HAM

"Can someone please help out that HAM over there?'
by galmbitch May 18, 2010
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