by Tiktok23184 November 23, 2021
Get the Gonze mug.Gonzalo is an amazing human being. He has been through a lot through his life. It's interesting being his first and only companion and the questions I get asked about him. To be honest with you, he is just down to earth. If you don't know what that means, he is GENUINE. A loving husband and father who will do anything for his two girls.
Don't ever fuck with Gonzalo cause he will put you in line and make you realise what made him disappointed with you.
He has amazing morals and boundaries and will do everything to protect his family.
He knows where he stands on things and always makes sure that things are done properly that he is in control of.
There are other references to his package and bear hugs and I can clarify that is true.
He also has a really amazing selection of music and is actively looking for new stuff to listen to.
If you are lucky he might even do some killer dance moves.
Don't ever fuck with Gonzalo cause he will put you in line and make you realise what made him disappointed with you.
He has amazing morals and boundaries and will do everything to protect his family.
He knows where he stands on things and always makes sure that things are done properly that he is in control of.
There are other references to his package and bear hugs and I can clarify that is true.
He also has a really amazing selection of music and is actively looking for new stuff to listen to.
If you are lucky he might even do some killer dance moves.
Oh look at me, I'm Gonzalo
by Show Stopper November 24, 2021
Get the Gonzalo mug.Gonzalos are a living legend known for loving music have the best taste in music and playing guitar they have the voice of an angel and are ridiculously handsome and ohhhh soooo sexy, they give the most sensual kisses. Most cultures and artistic people you’ll ever meet and always the life of the party, all the ladies want some Gonzalo, If you can ever meet a Gonzalo, be friends with him as long as you live. Very trustworthy aswell, and an easy person to talk to.
Guy: Gonzalo is here, man he aint even all that
Other Guy: We in the presence of a living legend you better respect
Girl: (blushing)did some one say GGGGonzalo? Great I’m gonna faint from all that sexiness sigh….
Other Guy: We in the presence of a living legend you better respect
Girl: (blushing)did some one say GGGGonzalo? Great I’m gonna faint from all that sexiness sigh….
by Xxnaughtycowgirlxx November 24, 2021
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by gonzlazlo November 24, 2021
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Get the Gronard mug.A Gonzo is the epitome of mental retardation in the form of a stunted and profoundly rotund body mass. Gonzo's typically have convincing personalities and through their adolescence learn how to manipulate people emotionally. A Gonzo thrives on this emotionality in the way an Emotional Vampire does. This eventually fails to work for them as he and his peers age and his behavior begins to speak for itself. The Gonzo's initial approach of manipulation fails to work with his newfound demographic and he must adapt. This is where he comes full form.
An adapted Gonzo is a fully mature Gonzo, but still maladapted. Since his prior manipulations fail to work with productive adults who have the IQ capable of reason, he adopts a new approach to relationships. A Gonzo will employ a combination of narcissism, outright lies, physical abuse, emotional abuse, victimhood, false claims of being an entrepreneur and alcohol abuse to come to a full formed Gonzo.
An adapted Gonzo is a fully mature Gonzo, but still maladapted. Since his prior manipulations fail to work with productive adults who have the IQ capable of reason, he adopts a new approach to relationships. A Gonzo will employ a combination of narcissism, outright lies, physical abuse, emotional abuse, victimhood, false claims of being an entrepreneur and alcohol abuse to come to a full formed Gonzo.
Gonzo totally manipulated me, I bought a motor for $700 after HE convinced me to and then he just sat on his fat, goofy ass for 5 months while telling me "I will install that motor tomorrow brotha!" Now everyone know's he's a lying, dumb, piece of shit.
by ItsNeverYourFaultLMAO December 4, 2021
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