conquer the Greek Empire

To engage in anal sex with partner, for the first time, particularly after a long period of resistance.

After years of resistance, Trever thought this anniversary just might be his chance to finally conquer the Greek Empire.

by TCV August 16, 2014

muller light greek yogurt

when she sit on your chode and you grab her by the hips and start vigorously shaking her up and down like a spray can, the smaller the penis the stronger the intensity

kyan: i had to give her the muller light greek yogurt last night

me: because it’s too small?

keean: ye uh

by no1mlpfan March 6, 2021

Greek lottery

When you injure yourself at work and end up on workers comp

Person 1: “Hey did you see George hurt himself at work”
Person 2: “Yeah mate, he’s won the Greek lottery”

by no.remorse February 23, 2024

Greek Smile

a frown

"I don't think Olivia likes me very much."
"She does, she's just Greek. She was giving you a Greek Smile."

by DarknessSchmarkness March 22, 2019

Greek Pipeline

The act of collecting vaginal discharge in a condom and freezing it overnight to use as a dildo.

Known as the greek pipeline because discharge tends to look like greek yoghurt.

Seth: "Hey Brittany, wanna come give me a greek pipeline?"

Brittany: "You know I can't do that again. Daddy will spank us!"

Seth: "Aww shucks , you know how much I love those."

Brittany: "I know Sethy poo, I know."

by Spacenugs69420 April 17, 2024

Greek Genocide

An act carried out by the Ottoman and Turkish governments from 1913 to 1923 which involved the targeting and subsequent killing of Christian Greeks in Anatolia (300,000 to 900,000 killed). Along with the killings, several Greek inhabited villages and cities were burned, most infamously: Smyrna, which was burned until there was nothing left but ashes. This along with the Armenian Genocide (1915 - 1917) is continually denied by the current Turkish government which thanks to their NATO protection will never face punishment.

The Turks got away with both the Armenian Genocide and Greek Genocide but, you don't see a Nuremberg trial being held for them.

by wordsarecooliguess823913 April 10, 2025

Greek mustache

The act of performing oral sex on a man or woman who as Greek yogurt spread over their genitals. When the act is over it leave one, with a mustache made of yogurt

Bro. Last night Stacy surprised me with the Greek mustache, it was amazing.

by Cummingbirds February 8, 2022