Goat Killer Bangs 

noun. Very short, blunt cut short bangs, generally found on women with straight hair. Ratio of bang-ed forehead to bare forehead is less than 1. Makes the wearer appear as if they joined a cult in which goats are ceremonially slaughtered.

"Hey, I have to go wash the blood out of my goat killer bangs. I'll see you later!"

Goat Killer Bangs by Goat Killerzz August 30, 2011

goat blower 

a person who blows goats or someome i do not like

someone who likes goat cock

goat blower by Anonymous August 16, 2003

goat pee 

When a male has to pee, he faces the oposite way of the uranal, tucks the penis between his legs, and urinates backwards. Very arousing.

"Hey man, i want a way to piss and have an arousing experiance at the same time"
"Man just throw it into trailor hitch mode and push...try it if you have to poop. it's called goat pee. you're not cool unless you pee backwards! it will be great fun!"

goat pee by Evan H. August 24, 2006

Goat Bastard 

An inhabitant of Narnia who steals your socks

Did that guy just take my sock?
yea that damn goat bastard

Goat Bastard by leetleetleeet February 18, 2009

Goat's hoof

When a female is donning tight attire down south, the 'Goat's hoof' comes out to play. Clearly visible to the naked eye, the 'Camel toe' bears a very similar resemblence to a common bovine trotter.

'Hey mate look! Blatant Goat's hoof approaching'
'Wow, Did you see Cheryl Coles hoof the other night?'
'Shall we go swimming? There's bound to be some hoofs about'

Goat's hoof by Matgra October 3, 2010

Goat Rapist 

Someone who pleasures himself, and rapes, goats. Typically a blonde male from sweden, they have been known to shove an entire foot up a goats ass.

Stephen is such a goat rapist.

HEY! Dont be a goat rapist!

Goat Rapist by iamalex March 31, 2009

goat roper 

When you are learning calf roping, you can accidentally snap the calf’s neck with your rope. Goats are less valuable than calves, so a goat-roper is a novice who is required to practice on goats. (I learned this in Lubbock, Texas, back in 1977.)

Yes, I know he does a lot of repair work for folks in the neighborhood, but as far as I’m concerned, he’s no more than a goat roper.

goat roper by CorkyFrom14thStreet April 25, 2016