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Super mega best friend 

A friend who is always there for you. Loves you endlessly and would help you with anything. Who always keeps and makes you happy. A person who could never break, hurt or leave you.

Special friend

Term a guy uses to refer to his lady when he is too scared of commitment to actually ask her to be his official girlfriend
He need to man up with that special friend shit before I go after her sexy ass. She's technically single, fair game!
Special friend by Dezire16 September 8, 2016

bring-a-shovel friend 

A close friend whose job it is to bring a shovel if you should ever need to hide a body.
If this girl doesn't stop talking trash about me, I'll have to call my bring-a-shovel friend.

a so-called friend

a so-called friend by Darius April 25, 2003

One Night Stand Friend

A temporary friend who you talk to on only one occasion. Most often happens between mutual friends at a party. The night after the party, you never speak, except for infrequent but uncomfortable small talk.
John: Hey man, its so weird. After that party, Jessica and I have not talked once. Its pretty awkward.

Paul: Oh yeah. I think thats happened to all of us at some point. It feels awkward after casual sex.

John: But no! We didn't have sex. We were only friends.

Paul: Oh! I get it. But you two are in love.

John: No were not! We were nothing except for good friends on Friday.

Paul: Oh Yeah. Okay. You were just one night stand friends. I think anyone who has ever been to a party has experienced that.

Substitute Friend 

A friend you kind of know, enough to be besties with them when your real best friend is absent from school or can't go to a party. Someone who usually isn't your first choice, but is nice enough for you to be temporary friends with them until you find your real friend(s). But afterward, you will probably never talk to them again.
Sarah: Are you going to Marcia's party since you guys were hanging out during chemistry class?
Jill: No. She was just my Substitute Friend.
Substitute Friend by Kona Kon Tiki December 20, 2010