friday shit

The most important shit break of the week, sometimes semi painful. Usually a toilet buster.

"Dude I've gotta take my friday shit , I'm scared"

"Bro, you're gonna feel like a million fucking bucks"

by TheSleeperThatHaunts May 13, 2016

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Black Friday

The day after Americans are thankful for everything they go out and buy more things.

Rhoda went to the mall for Black Friday to go buy a swimming suit but when she entered the store she got trampled by all these people.

by lizzie12345678910 April 17, 2016

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On Fridays, we steal things… Klepto Fridays can be defined as the last day of the work week during which folks are encouraged to filch items from businesses and public places to be shown off to friends and kept as trophies.

Friend: Dude why did you just hit the most devious lick on that preschool??!?

Me: Bro, relax. It’s Klepto Friday.

Friend: Facts dude, my bad. Nice toddler you’ve got there.

by Pablito Loco November 12, 2021

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Small Friday

Small Friday is the day after Big Thursday. Small Friday is the day of rest after the Bigness of Big Thursday’s. We eat Salads with a small amount of calories, with small fork, and drink a small glass of water. Note - Nothing here is LITTLE. This is not Little Tuesday. Stop doing little things on small Friday.

“Duuuuude, i’m so tired from Big Thursday.”
“Don’t worry, man, its small Friday. Get some rest.”

by Ozegis September 11, 2021

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fruity friday

When it is a friday you can be as fruity as you want

straight guy: bro what the fuck you just kissed me

straight guy but kind of sus: nah bro it's fruity friday
straight guy: oh bet, let me smooch that fatty then baby

by Lil Big Snacks September 16, 2021

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