flat

someone who can't play music for shit.

take the trumpet off your mouth. you're flat.

by bob the unbuilder April 8, 2007

FLAT

WHEN fine women,lady,girl, has no big booty just flat like a flatscreen t.v

hey look at that girl with a flat screen booty.

by tyren perry April 11, 2008

flat top

A female who has no tits

"Errr look at tht bitch.. shes a flat top"

by me-iz-cool-club November 19, 2005

flat footing

When a woman is on top during sex but she has her feet flat on the bed/floor/car seat for extra leverage and a stronger thrust.

She was on top and she was flat footing me.

You've not lived until she's flat footed you whilst on top.

by ColdDesert October 7, 2015

Feed It With A Flat Hand

A particulary savage vagina , usually with teeth and a smell that would strip paint. Not to be fingered at all costs.

She had been dancing all night and was wearing at least two pairs of pants over her tights , by the time it came to stroke the donkeys nose i decided id better feed it with a flat hand.

by Wizards Sleave May 3, 2006

flat spot

The space in between the top of a girl's legs directly against the vagina. Measured in finger-widths from behind. 3 fingers is the perfect width for a flat spot. If a girl has a 4 finger flat spot she is probably bow-legged.

I won't fuck a girl who doesn't have at least a 2 finger flat spot.

by 3fingerflatspot January 28, 2010

Flat-Cap Driver

Flat-Cap Driver refers to men of a certain age, 65+ out in their cars, usually on a Sunday afternoon but can be anytime really, who drive far slower than the road allows

Driving down the Motorway Maz and Giz encounter a slow car:

Maz (speaking out load to self): Hmm, come on it's not even Sunday, you're on a Motorway pick up some speed, you'll cause an accident driving this slow!!

Giz: Well what do you expect? Look you can see the driver, he's a flat-cap Driver, just overtake - can I poke my tongue out at him as we pass by?

by maz&giz March 8, 2010