Firespray

When a prostitute with lots of STDs squirts all over you.

“Oh shit, she gave me that good firespray but I think I have chlamydia now…”

by Spicy lemons August 14, 2021

first kiss

the thing I had today, October 20th 2023 at 7:57 pm.

“I didn’t realize that the bottle landed on me when we were playing spin the bottle so I was kind of confused, I’m glad that my first kiss was with my best friend.”

by Malic.E.Acid October 20, 2023

The First Ladyman

The First Ladyman is what Bill Clinton will be if Hillary is elected President.

Bill: This will be loads of fun being The First Ladyman!
Hillary: Yeah... Go fetch me a box of cigars.

by smysizzle February 15, 2008

Fuck First

A person who thinks he is more important than an other. Or just better person.

Bad asses, Guidos, etc.

"That fuck first! He just cut us off."

"You suck at everything you do, why do you even try?"

by Edward Jonestown June 19, 2009

Fuzz Fiesta

2 or more police cars harassing 1 pulled over car. Usually when ONLY 1 cop is needed and backup is TOTALLY unnecessary. Also happens when a black or brown guy is pulled over.

Guy 1: Last night, four cop cars had me pulled over for forgetting to turn on my blinker.

Guy 2: Those pigs were just having a fuzz fiesta.

by trunchmuncher18 July 25, 2010

goon fiesta

The continuous dropping of bodies between two (or more) opposing parties.

Everyone just dropped like flies, a fucking goon fiesta.

by Jewthulu July 4, 2016

Second First Kiss

When someone puts their lips on your private for the first time

Danone: have you had your first kiss yet?
Ian: yeah, and I've had my second first kiss too *wink*
Danone: *gags*

by Erinmnoah May 27, 2016