Sex Fight

A sexual competition between two or more players where’d you have to make your opponent orgasm/ejaculate before they make you in order to win.

Sex Fight = First To Cum Matches/Competitive Sex

by Chief Mfkn Keef June 7, 2022

Billow Fight

Like a pillow fight, except instead of whacking each other with pillows, the combatants are blowing huge clouds of smoke on each other. The bigger the cloud, the better. Bonus points for making them cough or struggle to see.

"BILLOW FIGHT!"
*blows monster cloud of smoke in your face*

by Big Ernest January 12, 2023

Josh Fight

A yearly event where all people contending for the name Josh duke it out in a midwestern field with foam swords. To the committed, it is agreed that only the winner can keep their name as Josh. The all-time champion of this event is known on the streets as 'Little Josh'. It is said there is no battle more prestigious than that of the Josh Fight. The event is coordinated, appropriately, by a Josh as of recent knowledge. It is unknown whether his name will change due to the victory of 'Little Josh'.

Where were you during the great Josh Fight of '21?

by WasabiThumbs April 24, 2021

fighting dreamers

WE ARE FIGHTING DREAMINGS

"Wana listen to ok a naruto song -friend- sure! -10 seconds later- WE ARE FIGHTING DREAMERS

by URMUM SO FAt THANOS CLapED September 25, 2020

moon fight

When you are so drunk while fighting that you feel as if you are spinning, often while breathing similar to an astronaught

Around midnight two guys were having a moon fight until one of them was taken to the hospital

by Orangepies April 8, 2017

Wi-Fight

Common in apartments where individuals have their own Wi-Fi networks. Wi-Fights are usually started by one person using someone else's unsecured Wi-Fi network. The opposing parties then engage in verbal debate by changing their Wi-Fi network name's to words of dialogue for the other one sees when they view Wi-Fi connections around them. Originally coined by CollegeHumor

Excerpt from a Wi-Fight:

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im using edward to torrent porn
LINKSYS
038783001
edward
Winternet is Coming
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im using edward to torrent porn
LINKSYS
038783001
hah suck on my secure connection
Guys please stop fighting
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Whatever you iTunes library sucked
LINKSYS
038783001
you got a problem with the DMB?
Seriously come on stop
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Yeah it stands for Dis Music Blows
LINKSYS
038783001
WHERE THE F**K DO YOU LIVE
Just take a deep breath man
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by Captain Jack Mehoff June 10, 2014

fighting God

taking the worst, most painful shit of your life

"Where's Dave?"
"He's fighting God, he's been on the can for half an hour now"

by laurpal April 17, 2022