figgletitting

The act of Jerking off while playing a fiddle with your feet on top of a Female Neighbor's home, using your other hand to grab your own Breasts.

Dude, why won't he stop figgletitting over my mom's home?

by Taeplaygameryeti November 18, 2025

Fagget ass fucking pussy ass fucking cock sucking dick fucking asshole munching little baby ass fucking punk ass little bitch

A man who acts like a fucking bitch; a pussy ass bitch; a little baby ass bitch; a fagget ass bitch; and a dick fucking, ass munching and cock sucking bitch too all at the same exact time.

I'm single now anyways. And I'm about to blast it all over fucking Facebook. Because fuck this fagget ass fucking pussy ass fucking cock sucking dick fucking asshole munching little baby ass fucking punk ass little bitch.

by Alphas Sin December 24, 2025

funk-fliggety

a sarcastic way of saying somethings cool

A:yo i'm enterin in that dj competition tonight.
B: oh thats real funk-fliggety of you.

by Darryl Brown December 28, 2004

Phone Fidget

The act of walking around or doing any number of activities while talking on the phone. The inability to just sit still and have a conversation.

I was almost asleep until my boyfriend called and talked for 30 minutes, causing me to phone fidget so long that I was wide awake.

by Dazymoose February 10, 2010

willy fidgets

An expression of nervousness or anxiety in response to an experience or description.

e.g. The Lollapalooza crowd gave me the willy fidgets. So many sweaty dudes with thin teenager mustaches and so few exits...

Also: His story of noodling for catfish gave me the willy fidgets. I mean, the idea of reaching through muddy river water and into holes to grab huge prehistoric fish is enough to cure me of my nostalgia for country living entirely.

by felixculpa September 8, 2016

Angry Fidget Spinner

Whilst receiving a blowjob you cum in the middle of a girls eyes. This resembles a third eye (similar to a fidget spinners 3 holes). You then spin her around so she'll get dizzy

Me: Guess what I did to Samantha last night.

Person 1: What?

Me: I made her an Angry Fidget Spinner

by Dillonthesexybeast May 23, 2017

Tokyo Fidget Spinner

While having intercourse, a girl holding a pair of glow sticks is spun in rapid succession on the mans penis while a Eurobeat is played in the background.

My girlfriend surpassed 300 rpm on my dick when we did the Tokyo Fidget Spinner last night.

by Whasianangler July 18, 2017