yogurt farmer

a chick with an outrageous yeast infection, often made worse by cream pies. Tendency to store semen after sex without cleaning herself up resulting in cultured clue goo

Trina is such a nasty hoe, bitch be a yogurt farmer- why don't you go harvest some

by EasternElite July 6, 2010

Chicken Farmer

A perfect specimen of a female who grew up raising chickens which has blessed her with the ability to raise any and all cocks within her general vicinity just by being present & with her Absolutely stunning Beauty.

Patron: "Excuse me bartender! You must have been raised on a chicken farm not?"
Bartender: "Huh? Why would You say that?"
Patron: "Well by the way your raising cocks around here I just figured u We're surely a Chicken Farmer"
Bartender: "OMG! Shut Up your so Ridiculous."
Patrin: "Seriously tho."

by Vendetta Fist October 24, 2017

The Carrot Farmer

The act of going into your fridge, taking out a carrot, and instead of using it to penetrate your sexual partner, you shove it down your dick hole as far as you can, thus causing profuse bleeding, then remove said carrot and insert it into the anus of your partner, and cum. Then you take your dick out and make your partner give you head WHILE still bleeding. While their, giving you head, you are playing Minecraft in the background. Your partner then stops and asks what your doing, so you take the controller and start penetrating your partner until they start to bleed. Then you eat out your partner and the combination of liquids and blood makes you vomit. So you vomit in their mouth which makes them vomit all over you and themselves, then you continue to have sex while still playing Minecraft. Your dick, not being able to take that much force, splits down the center causing massive amounts of blood which your partner then drinks up and vomits into your anus. You then shit all of the blood, liquids, and vomit into that person's genitalia, which then the muscles then clamp down unto.

Person 1: Hey dude! I heard you got it on with girl name here last night!
Person 2 (Over phone from infirmary at psychiatric ward): Yeah man! I gave her the ol' carrot farmer!
Person 1: Holy fuck dude! You did the carrot farmer?! Stay away from me you fucking psycho!

by Nubula February 18, 2018

fanservice

Anime nudity with nothing to do with plot or continuity.

Some episodes of Ranma 1/2 contain fanservice.

by Geek-O-Man February 15, 2005

shit farmer

a man who has a farm just so he can eat all his animals shit

you sir are a shit farmer!

by Robin February 6, 2005

farse

as barse but on a female, the bit between the fanny and the arse

"that bird had the hairiest farse iv ever seen"

by Kell fae September 27, 2005

sea gull farmer

one who raises sea gulls

look at that guy, he is a sea gull farmer.

by Mr. gull May 3, 2004