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Fake News Fuck Nut 

Everyone knows someone that talks and talks about their amazing sex life and sexual partners. Bragging about how they can get anyone to fuck them. Most of them are fake news fuck nuts.

Fake News-Information given to another that is not true.

Fuck Nut- Talks about how great they are in bed way to much. Fuck is sex and nut is someone that’s missing some marbles.

So Fake News Fuck Nut would be someone insanely lying about their sex life. Including who, how, when, what position etc. EVERYTHING is a total lie.
1. I’m starting to think that Dick is a Fake News Fuck Nut. He has to be in la la land because it’s too unrealistic.

2. Gina G-Spot is a total Fake News Fuck Nut! According to her every guy she meets wants to fuck her. She wishes.
Fake News Fuck Nut by Bangin ST January 14, 2022

Fake Blonde 

Susana is such a fake blonde
Fake Blonde by fake blonde hater February 11, 2022

happy fakeface

Happy fakeface is what customer service associates put on to give the impression they love their jobs and everything is right in the world.
Here comes a customer. Have to put my happy fakeface on.
happy fakeface by Artfartwart December 3, 2009

The Fake Out 

When a girl pretends to be unsure if she has a condom, in reality knows it's in tucked in the corner of the upper right hand drawer
G1: I want to be safe but not seem like I fuck guys so much I have 'Stash'.
G2: Just do the fake out, bonus the anticipation makes the sex better!
The Fake Out by QueError April 25, 2015

National Fake Ass Friend Day 

On November 28, National Fake Ass Friend Dsy is a day when you expose all your fake friends that you thought you would’ve been grateful for, but they turned to be fake
Alex: Man Sally is fake as hell.
Rodger: You know national Fake Ass Friend Day is November 28? Just go on Social Media and post her.
Alex: WOW man, thx dude!

A Happy Fake Boulder 

I tripped on a happy fake boulder.