Backwards ear

To express immense displeasure in the manner of a cat.

That van parked so close to my new car gave me massive backwards ear.

by HHW666 December 12, 2015

Handle Ears

A pair of ears which are big, much like Dumbo, that if grabbed would aid in the repetitive motion used in a fellatio. Usually these ears are attached to a brown bagger, butterface, or ugly woman, some attractive woman have them, especially if the ears in question are very large.

Damn she's ugly and she has handle ears.

by Jamamoba October 28, 2010

ear blood

something that makes your ears bleed

this song is “ear blood”

by abby.r1234 May 4, 2018

bitch ear

A medical condition formally known as "Auris Bitcheas." This malady strikes tens of thousands of American males every year, and is caused by the unholy sonic reverberations of the upper registers of the female voice on a cell phone.

Auris Bitcheas is particularly dangerous in a dating relationship, as the male ear is subjected to hundreds of hours of continuous whining by his girlfriend via cell phone.

"Hey man, could you turn the TV down? I have MAJOR bitch ear from talking to my gf last night."

by Sir E. P. D. February 5, 2008

Ear Sex

Nibbling on someones earlobe for a sexual reason.. like making out with someone and going kissing neck to biting ear lobe.

"whats ear sex?"
"this" attacks and nibbles ear lobe.

by Mimi Chicka May 22, 2006

pigs ear

australian rhyming slang for a beer.

"oi johnno ,grab us a pigs ear when you get me a dogs eye with dead horse".

translated - hey john, can you please get me a beer ,when you get my meat pie with sauce.

by wackyv8 June 11, 2008

jew ear

When an affected ear has become accustomed to only hear the sound of gold falling.

I can't hear anything out of my left ear except the gold coins in my wallet, looks I've caught some jew ear.

by reactiv August 9, 2009