Doing a DSK

DSK

To do a DSK

Action of forcing a women to engage in sexual activities or to provide sexual favors. Force can be physical but doesn't strictly have to be physical.

In some cases, men engaging in a DSK agree to provide their female counterpart with various advantages including cash, promotions, career steps and influence. Men doing DSK's must be very prominent political or economical figures.

Typically, men convicted in the US of a DSK where physical force was present (DSK-felons) will spend 5 to 20 years in prison, pending on cases. Conviction are much more likely when evidence of physical force was present.

This is very different on the other side of the Atlantic Ocean. In France, for instance, DSK's remain part of the political culture. Political power and influence of male politicians have been shown to grow stronger with their greater amount of DSK occurrences. Yet DSK occurrences are generally covered up at the highest level and accepted by the French judiciary system.

The Senator James ZYZ of the State of XY stepped down after allegations of doing a DSK on two staff members since being in office. It is not sure whether physical force was used during the DSK.

Both staff members were compensated and agreed to withdraw their complaint, while the monies associated with the deal remain unknown.

The criminal investigation is pending and since Mr. ZYZ stepped down, and already faces the end of his political career, charges may be dropped.

by Frankitou June 10, 2011

doing a spie

breaking the clutch on your car

<bloke 1> my cars broke :
<bloke 2> how?
<bloke 1> I did a spie :(

by Anonymous May 8, 2003

doin the mark b

becoming completely ineibrated , thru the process of watering the grass while wear a beer helmet with two mickeys big mouths strapped to it....

you see that guy doin the mark b

by joecrack May 13, 2005

doing 'the coffin'

When a male, in this case highly likely to be a virgin, is having sex and is unsure where everything is quite supposed to go, he may simply freeze in a pencil shaped position, head tilted slightly to the side, whilst the lady manouevres herslf on top of him. This particular act is highly unusual, but somewhat effective, and gives the impression of being stuckin a coffin.

If a young man has no idea what to do in the sack, it is almost guaranteed that he may freeze and will almost certainly be doing 'the coffin' , even if he does not realise this. Beware though, for the older you are before you pop your cherry, the more you'll look like one of Dracula's victims.

by Captain Coffin May 15, 2006

delint

To remove lint from an object.

Hold up, hold up. I gotta go delint myself before we head out to the club tonite.

by Mike Gizza June 19, 2007

Doing a Leslie

1. To masturbate on webcam (so called because Leslie Grantham was caught in his Eastenders dressing room doing just that)

2. To generally be a sexual deviant in an unpleasant manner (we can thank both John Leslie the British TV presenter, accused of some nastiness to one Ulrika Jonsson, and the aforementioned Leslie Grantham for this usage)

I was idly browsing some webcam chatrooms today when, much to my disgust (though not surprise), I caught my friend Chris Doing A Leslie from his pad in France.

by Chris Meme November 16, 2007

doing physics

you say you are doing your 'physics' when in reality you are messing around or doing what youre not supposed to be

ex: He told his parents he was doing physics, when in reality he was looking at porn.
ex2: He told his parents he was doing physics, when in reality he and his friend were beating Gears of War on 'insane' mode.

by crashtestdummy March 7, 2009