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Dipshit Switch

A) v. 2011. Texas:USA; The act of OR reference to the act of utilizing dipshittedness for benefit or profit by invoking changes in inherent spending pattern options common among dipshits in a social economy.

B) n. 2011. Texas:USA;

1)A button or lever that catalyzes events more complicated than engagement of said button or lever, but less complicated than that which a 2 year old could handle.
2)The 'post' or 'send' button on any internet forum page when pressed by a dipshit.
A) A major gas company makes a subtle, unannounced and un-signposted change to the order of octane ratings and related pricing on their gas pumps, causing busy consumers to unknowingly purchase high octane gas for their 94 civic. This is a dipshit switch.
by ByePhilJ June 3, 2011
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dipshit

A dipshit. A person who puts their finger in their own shit and then licks it off.
The driver in front of me is a dipshit as he has decided to make a big production out of turning right.
by billsthatillmillstil December 8, 2009
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Used to describe a very small and Ugly Penis
girl 1:"I saw mike naked...he's been skinny dipping with snapping turtles."

girl 2: "That small huh?"

girl 1: "yeah...I had a hard time not laughing."
by grizzlyjack July 6, 2010
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DIPIS

A slang term for the word DPS. It is commonly used to define Damage Per Second in MMORG's. The word has two syllables and is easier to use in conversation.
His DIPIS on that fight was incredible!
by PJoR October 28, 2007
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dippity doo

A really f'd up hairstyle
You best put on a hat and cover up your dippity doo.
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Dippin' Dots

When you have dip all over your mouth from taking a big daidler.
Man, I feel asleep wasted last night and I woke up with dippin' dots all over my mouth this morning.

Dude, I was talking to this biddie with a big daidler in my mouth and she shot me down because I had dippin' dots all over my mouth.
by bosskmoves August 22, 2009
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dippin' in the sauce

dippin' in the sauce is when you get tired of dippin your chicken nugget in bbq sauce every night so you are forced to go out and try new flavors
by Frost from the 30's February 18, 2010
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