dickerdoodle

v. To waste time on nonessential hobbies or interests. Usually in the presence of other people, ignoring them. In general to screw around.

Frequently used in the present participle tense: dickerdoodling

n. Anything you want dickerdoodle to represent. Usually an object or food. Often used when one forgets the name of the object.

Verb:
Michael: "Hey Spence what do you think of my new Clark shoes?"
... no answer... Spence is playing on his new iPhone
Michael: "Spence STOP dickerdoodling on your new iPhone and look at my damn shoes!"

TBone: "Hey Spencer what are you doing today?"
Spence: "I'm just gonna dickerdoodle at home today."

Noun:
Michael: "Hey Mr. Al can you pass the dickerdoodle?" (pointing to the television remote)
Mr. Al: "No problem"

Sitting at Olive Garden waiting for a seat and the buzzer starts to vibrate.
Michael: "Oh shoot bud! Finally this dickerdoodle to going off!"

by mjdavila October 1, 2010

dicked down

dicked down is another word that teens use for “having sex” or “have sex”

I really wanna get dicked down by josh
I really wanna have sex with josh

by stan bts and twice October 7, 2019

ear dicked

when someone is sleeping, you put ur shag stick in their ear. Kinda gay but really really funny to watch.

Yo Nick just ear dicked Ben, that little fag probobly enjoyed it too!

by sean frum bk July 20, 2008

Dicked Over

Verb; when your "posse", "friends", "niggas", etc. play a joke or make you miserable.

Fuck! Susan and Frank went to the basketball game without me...I've been dicked over. Oh well i can always play with Susans unwashed undies with fresh coochie stains!

by pyan August 3, 2003

dickless mcdickbreath

Ih the heirarchy of d bagery this is the top rank. An individual who showes cowardice and cocksucker traits at the same time.

Look hear Dickless McDickbreath, we aint having this shit.

by reptilian November 10, 2013

Dicklerious

The euphoric and delirious feeling one gets after being sexed by dick and most likely having multiple orgasms all night.

"I can't concentrate at work today because I'm too dicklerious from the vast amount of penis I received last night."

by Mango_McGee January 14, 2014

dicklebobber

A penis that has received a surgical enlargement and, consequently, is able to float when placed in water.

Girl A: "Man I would love to date Damian, but his penis is so damn tiny"
Girl B: "OMG did you not hear? He got his junk enlarged just the other day!"
Girl A: "Well unless it's a DICKLEBOBBER, I'm not interested!"

by shadosnpr16 April 26, 2014