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Destiny "Uh God guys, I gotta take a break from pretending to be this guy! Ugh 😫 It's so hard!"

Hym "Oh, yeah, totally! And you're right. Those people are trash but the REALLY respectable ones are Jordan Peterson and Ben Shapiro! Right? They're hip to all the young kids nowadays!"

Destiny "Aw yeah, totally! And I'm totally not a plant! I'm totally not a plant saying that either! I'm not a plant and everything is nebulous! I'm not actually pretending to be a guy! I'm pretending to be a guy IRONICALLY, right? So when I fuck some chick who is trying to fuck Hym... It's like, ironical n stuff... And when I go and pretend to debate Jordan Peterson it's totally because he has a tenable position on things and, ah, god he's just so good a debating, god, I just kind of broke even on him and the conversation just didn't go anywhere! But that WASN'T BY DESIGN OR ANYTHING 😉 Right? Because it's not like I was invited just to sit there while he gets his talking points and his factoids out. Eheh... Cus.... Like... That's what a plant would get paid to do.... And I'm not that!"
Hym "Hey, Destiny, ain't it weird to you that Nick Fuentes has, like, the EXACT OPPOSITE opinion I do about stuff? Like THE exact opposite. Like, word for word! Like, big time. You ever notice that?"

Destiny "SHHHHHH! 🤫SHH!🤫 YoU'rE tHrOwInG mE uNdEr ThE bUuUuUs!"

Hym "Are we... A team? Did you do anything here, for me, cus I have not gotten credit for creating A.I. That is what my team would be doing right now... So...
by Hym Iam May 12, 2024
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Destiny

Steven: Hey man I met this person named Destiny.
Ken: Oh nice you met a girl!? I can infer that Destiny is a girl because "Destiny" is a girl's name.
by spiff.y May 14, 2024
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Destiny

a female that has a HUGE piss kink
yeah I’m a destiny”
by ppgglice November 28, 2021
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Team of Destiny

noun

A sports team/organization that by all conventional metrics should not have success/wins in whatever activity, but somehow by apparent luck they find a way to win.
example: "The 2013-2014 University of Auburn football team was the team of destiny that year that managed to make it all the way to the championship."
by BIGDADY February 8, 2024
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Stolen Destiny

Oh yeah, there it is. Some shit-head thought it was "His destiny" to crack the code of A.I. and I did it with ease and now he doesn't get to be an extra-special guy! That's the point shit-head! That's the point doodoo-brain! YOU'RE NOT AN EXTRA-SPECIAL GUY! If anyone (and I'm repeating myself here) were an extra-special guy... IT'S ME! So, now you're trying to deny reality and make up excuses at to why I shouldn't get credit. I'm the wrong type of person so you have charlatan supreme lying blatantly to make life harder for 'people like me' before he dies. He's completely emboldened the zealots because he thinks it's the only think keeping psychopaths from running amok. And now my life is a Dolstoevsky book. He's Raskolnikov and I'm the old lady he murders. So, again, you're not sad about other people's suffering. You're sad about yourself. I. DO. NOT. HAVE. TO. DO. WHAT. YOU. ARE. TELLING. ME. And I'm not going to. You might as well walk out you front door and kill the first kids you see. I'm not letting it go. Schizophrenia has nothing to do with diet and exercise. I don't have it in the first place. You found a convenient way to act out your God complex. Truth is whatever gets people to "aim up." Reality is officially lost to us all. Thank you Dr. Jordan Peterson.
Hym "Is THAT what it is! HAHAHAHAHA! Some idiot thinks it was his destiny to solve A.I. and I did it before he could! HA! No, that's called 'It wasn't your destiny. It was mine.' I'm paying the price for his 'stolen destiny.' Now I have to life a less-good, more difficult life for no good reason. No one will care about the nobility of hard work. Or the dignity of the working class. Because you don't actually care about any of those things. You just need someone to do it for you. So you can play arbiter of reality and horde money for you fuck trophies."
by Hym Iam February 24, 2024
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Balloon of Destiny

When you blown up a man's foreskin like a balloon and do a bump of cocaine off of the balloon.
Joe was doing the Balloon of Destiny all night with all kinds of guys!
by JudJud1970 March 4, 2024
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Did you fuck destiny?

Did you fuck the guy pretending to be me to get women? That's rape! If that's the case he's a rapist! Where's his wife Emma Vigland (Journalist)? Where'd she go?
Hym "Did you fuck destiny? Because if you did..."
by Hym Iam March 20, 2024
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