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The schlong of destiny

The drunken schlong masters enormous schlong.
The schlong of destiny shall strike fear into the ovaries of our enemies
by The Drunken Schlong Master January 28, 2025
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Destiny

A bitch, usually will have 3 kids that are all ugly and would live at a shitty job that means nothing
Eww is that destiny
by Lildeadass February 27, 2022
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Destiny

A person who is a bitch and sometimes aggressive. They are not scared to fight if they have to.
DANG DID YOU SEE THAT DESTINY GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH _____?!?
by Hogwarts_is_my_home May 21, 2022
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Destiny

Why is destiny eating out of the trash?
by Lucious Cow Pussy September 14, 2019
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Destini Spikes

Has got bad acne, a shitty set of friends, has nice tits, good personality, and is dating Tyler Hughes
by Her_boyfriend April 21, 2020
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Balloon of Destiny

When you blown up a man's foreskin like a balloon and do a bump of cocaine off of the balloon.
Joe was doing the Balloon of Destiny all night with all kinds of guys!
by JudJud1970 March 4, 2024
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Destiny Porter

2 definitions in one yay

Destiny is the type of girl who would die for something I don't know but something

Porter sounds like potter and that's cool
Destiny Porter, it's like everyone with that name makes me happy, weird, huh?
by snad undtail March 7, 2019
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