Instant Dad

When you go MILF Hunting and is force to marry that MILF you become an Instant Dad.

Scape: Yo Neng and Tok, guess what! I just became an Instant Dad today because of UltimaMom! Yayayaya!!

by Tokenss December 16, 2008

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dad gum

Modification of the term god damn. Comes from the midwest, as near as I can tell - my grandfather (an Illinois native) used to say it a lot.

Note the term is always used as an adjective, and NEVER as a verb. So you can have (day) a dad gum toll booth attendant, but you don't dad gum the toll booth attendant. The only exception to this rule is that "Dad gummit" is a suitable substitute for "goddammit"

Dad gummit! Where is the dad gum screwdriver?

by Dennis The Tiger April 11, 2005

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Dad gum

A two-word swear that substitutes for a more offensive two-word swear that ends in damn.

I hurt my dad gum finger opening that jar of pigs feet.

by Jonaog March 11, 2008

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dad beer

light, generic, cheap beer that middle-aged men (dads) buy. refered to as "dad beer" when consumed by 20-something kids who still live with their parents, who are either too poor to buy the good stuff, or (in most cases) they just ran out of it and want to keep the party going.

"hey, we're all out of jagermeister, but I've got some dad beer in the fridge if you want some."

by ANB March 03, 2008

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anti-dad

Usually an uppity father who will stop at nothing to berate his children-- even at the height of their successes. Often enough used as an insult to bad parenting skills.

"Way to go anti-dad, I just won my first game and all you can say is that I still suck."

by Daremythe April 23, 2005

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