a colter helmet is some who sucks at football, thus getting hit alot leaves marks on your helmet showing you suck.
by leejrehs November 10, 2010
Get the colter helmet mug.A variation of the original "banana bender", but with a chocolaty twist of Brookdale chocolate ice cream topping drizzled on top, hence the name chocolate coated banana bender. Unlike the original you do not need a massage chair for aid of insertion as you have the topping, acting as a lubricant.
Person 1: What did you do last night Tom?
Tom: I gave myself a sweet chocolate coated banana bender last night on the toilet.
Tom: I gave myself a sweet chocolate coated banana bender last night on the toilet.
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What any decent person feels having discovered the difference between the public image of British Justice and the practical reality: huge costs; incompetent lawyers who still use photocopiers instead of electronic documents, complete disregard by the judge for prima facie cases of perjury, contempt of court (in one of the other senses), evidence tampering, and witness tampering, and the circular, self-supporting ramblings of the judgement.
Judge: You are in contempt of court, Mr Smith.
Mr Smith: Yes, I am. I am surprised you noticed. You don't seem to have noticed anything else.
Mr Smith: Yes, I am. I am surprised you noticed. You don't seem to have noticed anything else.
by Neubigmac February 3, 2017
Get the contempt of court mug.Cocteau twins is an old band that sings dream pop and ethereal, they usually produce Weird music with very atmospheric moods into them, the singer, Elizabeth Fraser has a very creepy voice and beautiful, just weird.
usually cocteau twins listeners listen to them when they're high or tipsy and stuff..
usually cocteau twins listeners listen to them when they're high or tipsy and stuff..
by salvadorrudy July 9, 2011
Get the Cocteau Twins mug.Put something long and straight, like a ladder, in your partner, and then have them hump a laundry chute.
Bob took a plastic toy ladder and stuck it in Mary, and then she walked over to the laundry chute and started humping it.
by Meredith and Krista December 18, 2003
Get the Chutes and Ladders mug.A kid who thinks hes black and lies to make themself sound cool. Always gets in the way of things. Swears even though hes 12 just to sound cool. Gets a fidget spinner and asks if hes cool yet. Thinks hes great at football. Usses black people slang. Thinks hes good at video games
by New york city kid July 7, 2017
Get the colten mug.1. No actual meaning, but usually means some sort of contact with a chick.
2. to engage in any contact with a person of the opposite sex.
2. to engage in any contact with a person of the opposite sex.
by Jhoulz January 8, 2004
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