Cousin

Someone who always gets on your nevers, in your beeswax and likes to get the fair share in everything.

OR

Someone you can always trust and is not a snitch. Can be hella lit sometimes.

First example: Bro, I was trying to go to this hella lit Halloween party but my dumb ass cousin had to tag along.

Second: He's coming to the party with me Stacey not you he is my cousin.

by Litlikeachristmas tree June 23, 2017

Cousinish

A person who is your cousin or someone your'e really close to.

Alyssa is my cousins, cousin that makes her my COUSINISH. I am really Close friends w/ Olivia she is now my COUSINISH

by lovepeace-777 October 6, 2017

Cousin

Someone who 'nothing happens with' but you share a bed with them and kiss from time to time

Person 1: hey, do you and kenzie go out?

Person 2: nah, he's just my cousin

by Theholyscumxx November 6, 2017

Cousin

My bitch

My cousin fucks me in the asshole because I don't want babies, and I slap his throbbing cock.

by Iloveducks9000 May 26, 2018

cussing scripture

when people falsely doubt what is objectively true.

The people were cussing scripture to scandalize the historical black’s accomplishments.

by Coop Dupe June 16, 2018

Cousin Davey's Law

As an online discussion about gun control grows longer, the probability that a Republican will mention crime in Chicago approaches 1. When this occurs, the Republican has lost the argument.

Assault weapons must be banned.
They are banned in Chicago. How is that working out for you Dems. - Cousin Davey
You just lost the argument under Cousin Davey's Law.

by idyt May 15, 2018

cousin

You’re Aunt and Uncle’s kid, cousins are a relationship where you are very close or you are distant. They usually don’t have the same unconditional love as a parents and siblings, but when you are very close, it can be a relationship that is as close as a sibling.

My damn cousin

by Lindee August 24, 2018