Cooter Pooch

A "pooch" or roll of fat below a chubby woman's waist that hangs over her female parts, or her "cooter".

I screwed this girl the other night, but I had to move her cooter pooch out of the way to find the hole

by Jeffinitely July 1, 2011

coaster chicken

When a whole chicken is smashed flat and dried to make a coaster for drinks.

Dude these coaster chickens smell like shit.

by dailybirdsandtrees July 23, 2011

Cooter shiner

A huge bruise on your vagina resulting from a roller derby accident, where as a woman fell onto another woman's skate.

Derby girl #1 Oooooh!!! shit! Anger Affliction fell right onto her skate.

Derby girl #2 Yeah.. Thats going to leave one hell of a 'cooter shiner!'

by Jane D.O.A. October 21, 2012

Cooter Duder

-A woman that gets a sex change,in order to have a penis. -A chick wearing a strap on.

My friends call me a Cooter Duder cause it just doesn't do the trick any more ,when strap on my dildo.So now I'm going to get a sex change,so I can have sex like a man.

by Crazy81Virgo July 2, 2014

Cooter Bop punch

1. The art of turning someone into your cunt with one good, hard blow. punch.
2. When you get so tired of a dumb bitch you give her a swift kick in her cooter.

My girl got so jealous at this random woman hittin on me that she gave her the good ole cooter bop punch.
I was tired of Matt being a lil bish so I gave him a cooter pop punch.

by MidniteKitti April 4, 2015

Cooter poppin

The act of fingering a woman of female descent

I just love cooter poppin Betty!!

by BombasticEli November 15, 2015

cooterie

A small group of sexual partners who are also close friends

Did you hear? Jill and her cooterie had another orgy this weekend.

by RecklesQuail January 12, 2016