Corporation

A corporation isn't a democracy, because there is a hierarchy. As long as a hierarchy exists, everyone doesn't make the same money at work, everyone doesn't have the same power, because a hierarchy will not allow for that to happen. How much of a boost for people's morale is it really to know that there is a hierarchy and if some people are not in control of it, they want to discard the old one and start a new, fresh one. (not to really bring justice and equality to all, that's been the lie that many have used to rise to power while the world is still as fucked up and unjust as it ever was today, but to benefit from their claims of things that sound good to the masses)

A corporation is not much of a democracy, though it's said to be and supposed to be, in actuality it's closer to a feudal system where the people that feed the masses don't really have to give a fuck about them.

by The Original Agahnim January 30, 2022

CorporateBeggar

A corporate employee that takes part in all company events and buys into corporate propaganda no matter how ridiculous that go around internet asking for free help and contribution

CorporateBeggars twitter profiles are alwasy so hilariously #politicallycorrect

by Xirofoam February 10, 2022

corporate graffiti

Corporate graffiti is a term used to describe leftover whiteboard content found in a pandemic-abandoned office building. Corporate graffiti paints a picture of a long-forgotten time, when sales figures, design decisions, and metrics masked our collective burnout.

Wow, the corporate graffiti in this office building is crazy - someone was designing a metaverse for old people!

by CloseButNoCigar March 2, 2022

Corporate

The one word that's used to describe a company or companies that care more about making money instead of why they exist in the first place.

Disney, YouTube, Nintendo, Netflix, and Facebook are examples of that.

"Space Jam 2 is the definition of Corporate" -Just Stop (Braxton), YouTube

by CartoonEarthBoy2 April 12, 2022

Corporal Beanbag

Pulling a corporal beanbag is sitting in a corner, camping. You offer up all your supplies like the common whore you are. As your team gets pushed you piss, shit, and cum in your little corner. When you die you blame the Delta Circle.

God Damn is Nova can you not be a corporal beanbag.

by BCK KOP May 22, 2022

Corporations after June 30th

A term used to reference how the minute after Pride Month ends, a majority of corporations and other companies who were pretending to be supportive immediately go back to pretending LGBTQ+ people aren't a thing.

Dang, I thought Target would have changed and kept on selling Pride-themed stuff after June, but it looks like its all gone.
Well that's just Corporations after June 30th, innit?

by Yarinoi^2 June 1, 2022

Corporate Cleveland Steamer

When you've given every ounce of your energy for your respective company...and rhey continually add work to your plate. You are a victim of your own success, so your company suits on you.

I was just delivered a hot corporate Cleveland steamer. I met my deadline, so they gave me someone else's work on top of it.

by Poopypoopypoppop August 2, 2022