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Community Standards

Often arbitrary and nonsensical overbearing "rules" created and constantly changed by basement dwellers to take revenge on the world for always getting picked last at sports or the prom. Added to and made more oppressive weekly, or whenever the moderators run out of hot pockets.
Hey, that meme you posted was really Funny! Too bad you violated "Community Standards". 30 day ban.
by Jonesy Shwemes December 29, 2020
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Commentary Sperg

Someone who is involved with the happenings of the YouTube commentary community to an extreme, almost obnoxious degree. They spend a lot of time ranting ("Sperging out") about petty drama and have extensive, often unnecessary knowledge about said dramas.

Said people often have no life outside of the internet and spend their spare time in commentary discord servers or calling into livestreams to "Debate" others on recent drama, Despite Usually having no following of their own. Often, commentary spergs are used by the YouTubers themselves for information about events in the community.
Person one: I just found out that in a 2018 livestream, *Youtuber* made a negative comment about Keemstar-

Person two: You're such a commentary sperg.
by metaz January 19, 2023
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community boyfriend

A boyfriend that doesn’t know how to set boundaries with females , or just had too many female friends/ very popular with girls 💀(red flag)
Me: My boyfriend is spending time with so many other girls :< it hurts I never hear about his male friends.

You: sorry girl, you got a community boyfriend 🚩💀🤯
by Nina_banana<3 May 18, 2023
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colon commander

a homosexual military male who is performing the penetration
Staff Seargent Shute is Specialst Johnsons colon commander.
by Gary Neuman July 24, 2007
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Cocoa Commander

Singular: A person that is better than you.
Plural: An actual group of people that are better than you.
"I'm such a Cocoa Commander."
"They're the Cocoa Commanders."
by SWAGGERCOMMANDER October 17, 2009
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wtf commercial

guy 1: i was watching this commercial with 3 hot babes having a pillow fight. i was left asking wtf when i found out it was for a chevy truck.

guy 2: oh dude thats a wtf commercial
by rh15 November 9, 2009
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Texas Commando

Similar to going "commando", but instead of wearing only pants and not underwear, you were a sweatshirt and no shirt, commonly done by girls who are

1. sluts
2. to dam lazy to get dressed
3. sluts
Guy 1:Hey is she going Texas commando today??

Guy 2: yea, i think i'm gonna unzip her sweatshirt!!!!
by gangsterhomieattack December 26, 2011
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