click bait

A fake promise where you want one thing and get another (The internet rn essentially)

Youtube
How to make blueberry pie
You Finally found a recipe
*Plays video of lady showing her double deckers*
Oh... this is click bait.... *unzip es pant*

by UmmOkTy December 27, 2016

The Click Splinter

When your cock slips off your computer mouse and briefly rubs over the piece of balsa wood that you use as a mouse pad and in turn gives your penis tip a splinter

I can not describe how pleasant the click splinter was and how unpleasant my mom's mexican wedding planner can be and is

by CrippleDOGS January 6, 2011

Dumb Clicking

Also known as "dead clicking" is when a person has too much energy but not enough brain power, and starts rapidly clicking (2 or more times in succession) in the same area of the screen instead of saving clicks and keypresses for intelligent and productive actions.

dumb clicking
Fanboi 1: Wow that LoL pro is spamming left Clic leik crayZ

Fanboi 2: League of Legends is a dumb game for dumb people so I'm not surprised how many dumb clicks per minute these guys are pulling

Fanboi 1: oof

by NYCDIESEL March 31, 2020

Click war

A fierce online competition where numerous people rapidly attempt to secure limited items, such as event tickets, exclusive merchandise, or online deals, often resulting in website crashes and frustration.

I tried to get tickets for the concert, but the click war was insane—everything sold out in seconds!

by azoto360 February 27, 2025

Click

When you fully press the gas pedal and it makes a satisfying click noise (a.k.a. as kickdown button)

To Click is when: There was such a slow French driver in front of me, he was so slow I clicked him away!

by Joystickiboy August 23, 2018

Shaft Clicking

Shaft Clicking is a Clicking method used for intense Minecraft PVP Combat, Commonly used by professional TNT TAG WARRIORS such as Nqrii, Ashw and bigman. The clicking method is done by making ur shaft (cock) jitter a high amount of cps, while on your mouse to give max cps and hit reg.

OMG IS THAT GUY SHAFT CLICKING?

by VivysisMC June 5, 2024