claire leiferman

a girl who is amazingly beautiful smart and cute

who is your hot girlfriend? oh her name is claire leiferman

by happkid23 January 3, 2014

clairflamboyant

A gay person's ability to sense when a sexual pun is cumming.

Gay guy: Dammit, you know star fox is such a cheap fighter in SSB. Fuck you.
Guy's boyfriend: Okay, just tell me where and–
Gay guy: Stop making those sexual innuendos!
Guy's boyfriend: I couldn't even finish! What are you, clairflamboyant?
Gay guy: You didn't let me finish last night ;)

by mgabrieln April 9, 2014

claire hair

The state of hair in which hair dye has gone horribly wrong (ie patchy, discolored, all around ratchet)

That girl got some nasty Claire hair

by Claire Kleffman July 20, 2015

claridation

Making something thing up to explain a muddled mess by adding more muddle and stirring well.

Mark made up a definition for a contraction that was totally nonsensical and Don used it in a sentence, thus giving the matter claridation.

by FrazzleFdazzle September 2, 2015

Claire Argo

The single worst person in the entire world. If you know anyone named Claire Argo, stay away. Personalities are cheating, manipulative, bitchy, and mean. People also use this name as a term in South China to insult someone.

Don't be such a Claire Argo!
Your'e being Claire Argo right now...
I was just fired and have no life, im turing into a Claire Argo...

by Mr. Smeith April 15, 2016

Clairmonted

When you do awesome things at work that no one knows about.

His career could take off but he got clairmonted.

by Dark.Days September 20, 2016

Clardy

Short man with a short penis. Another word for short man syndrome. Business success. Liar and manipulator.

Clardy is supposed to be at work, but is actually at Mrs. Jones house.

by Rudeboi Cool P January 11, 2017