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Chinese Fingertrap

The act of two men pulling back their foreskins while touching tips. Once both heads come together both partners shall release the hold of their foreskins, therefor both foreskins shall come together forming an unbreakable seal.
I was late to work because i was stuck in a chinese fingertrap
by Bdog2525 November 28, 2019
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Chinese Waterfall

When you tape you peehole shut and jerk off so the cum builds pressure in your dick and it all explodes out like a waterfall.
I shot my Chinese Waterfall 20 feet last night.
by Thikyboi December 18, 2019
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chinese massage

(n.) a name for sex. Chinese massages are codeword for sex and prostitution
Cody went to Stacy's house for a good ole' chinese massage.
by urbandict999 June 9, 2019
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The Chinese roach

The sex act were you stick a cockroach (or any bug of your or the recipients choice) in a orifice, it oringinated in China. It’s normaly done without lube, it’s normally considered unorthodox.
Joe: “How was the Chinese roach?
Brolly: Ahh man it hurt, I felt it in my liver, we used a centipede.
Joe: Oh damn, I used a grasshopper.”
by Imaverybadperson April 10, 2019
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Chinese scam

The Chinese scam is a really convincing scam sent by email, only its written in Chinese and you can't read it.
My inbox is full of Chinese scams.
by Dysklyver November 27, 2017
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Chinese Disease

A girl under the age of 18. (actually anyone under 18); Minor in the U.S. When informing another unknowing person that the girl they are peeping is under age you tell them, "she's tu yong" aka too young, with a Chinese accent to make this sometimes awkard moment funny yet surreal. Having sexual relations with a young girl is illegal and get you thrown in jail, you caught the Chinese Disease.
Pancho: Whatcha lookin at dude?
Theodore: Dat chick over there, man she's fine.
Pancho: Hey, she's got that Chinese Disease, better stay away.
Theodore: What is that, is she from China?
Pancho: No, homeboy she's tu yong.
by Diggidy Dogg May 31, 2010
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chinese goggles

Immediately after defecating, without wiping, sticking someones nose in between your butt cheeks so their eyes are covered by your butt cheeks.
Andrew "Haha, i just gave Shelton Chinese goggles while he was sleeping!"

Everybody "Thats kind of gross."
by Monmouth March 3, 2008
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