Chinese Fingertrap

The act of two men pulling back their foreskins while touching tips. Once both heads come together both partners shall release the hold of their foreskins, therefor both foreskins shall come together forming an unbreakable seal.

I was late to work because i was stuck in a chinese fingertrap

by Bdog2525 November 28, 2019

chinese massage

(n.) a name for sex. Chinese massages are codeword for sex and prostitution

Cody went to Stacy's house for a good ole' chinese massage.

by urbandict999 June 9, 2019

chinese glasses

When you have to squint to read something.

"I forgot my glasses at home and can't read this menu. Oh, it's ok I have my Chinese glasses with me! "

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by Dick L. December 14, 2013

Chinese Candy

Pulling your extra sack skin and pinching it with your index finger and thumb and letting the excess hang over.

Mitchell:"Hungry for some Chinese candy?"
Dominic: "That's gross dude!"

by Garrettmftw February 6, 2014

chinese applesauce

Shitty noodles

Wow those noodles are like Chinese applesauce

by mudkip124 February 10, 2014

Chinese Disease

A girl under the age of 18. (actually anyone under 18); Minor in the U.S. When informing another unknowing person that the girl they are peeping is under age you tell them, "she's tu yong" aka too young, with a Chinese accent to make this sometimes awkard moment funny yet surreal. Having sexual relations with a young girl is illegal and get you thrown in jail, you caught the Chinese Disease.

Pancho: Whatcha lookin at dude?
Theodore: Dat chick over there, man she's fine.
Pancho: Hey, she's got that Chinese Disease, better stay away.
Theodore: What is that, is she from China?
Pancho: No, homeboy she's tu yong.

by Diggidy Dogg May 31, 2010

chinese goggles

Immediately after defecating, without wiping, sticking someones nose in between your butt cheeks so their eyes are covered by your butt cheeks.

Andrew "Haha, i just gave Shelton Chinese goggles while he was sleeping!"

Everybody "Thats kind of gross."

by Monmouth March 3, 2008