In Europe a carny is a scary person who is on the darker, wilder side of the crusty world.
Typically wearing dreadlocks, goatie beards, stripey pants, various small bells, and pointy shoes, they are often skilled in juggling or fire breathing.
Commonly found all over Europe but particulary in Czeck Republic, Germany and Norway, not neccessarily having been born there.
They live in a world of red mushrooms with white spots, jesters, gnomes, trolls, dwarfs, chainmail, pointless medievil references and bad music.
They play freaky variants of guitars and mandolins and often speak in rhymes or riddles.
They are rarely seen on TV, One appeared on Ali G, singing a song about "the pixie people"
They dont listen to CDs, opting to play their own freaky rubbish. The closest thing to carny music you might find is a band called "folque" -
Typically wearing dreadlocks, goatie beards, stripey pants, various small bells, and pointy shoes, they are often skilled in juggling or fire breathing.
Commonly found all over Europe but particulary in Czeck Republic, Germany and Norway, not neccessarily having been born there.
They live in a world of red mushrooms with white spots, jesters, gnomes, trolls, dwarfs, chainmail, pointless medievil references and bad music.
They play freaky variants of guitars and mandolins and often speak in rhymes or riddles.
They are rarely seen on TV, One appeared on Ali G, singing a song about "the pixie people"
They dont listen to CDs, opting to play their own freaky rubbish. The closest thing to carny music you might find is a band called "folque" -
Middle class guy on holiday in Prague:
"Oh no, here comes another f&*kin carny"
Carny:
"Good day good sir, do my stripes offend thee? Or be it the sign of the moon which clads my back?"
Middle class guy on holiday in Prague:
"What? No.. leave me alone please"
Carny:
"Certain-lee, it will be, Im the gnome with fingers three!" -
Carny runs away dropping two gold coins.
"Oh no, here comes another f&*kin carny"
Carny:
"Good day good sir, do my stripes offend thee? Or be it the sign of the moon which clads my back?"
Middle class guy on holiday in Prague:
"What? No.. leave me alone please"
Carny:
"Certain-lee, it will be, Im the gnome with fingers three!" -
Carny runs away dropping two gold coins.
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Man who has had sex with over 1 million women. He's a player, pimp, and a mack also called Papi. Seen driving cadillac, Infiniti, and Monte Carlo. Usually out late hours of the night (night rambler).
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The prettiest girl you will ever meet. She has long blonde hair and blue eyes like the ocean. She has a huge heart, and is very sweet. Many people may think she is a mean person, but really she is the nicest person and has an amazing personality. She is the full package. Nice, funny, smart, strong,beautiful, and she knows how to have a great time. She loves sports, even if she isnt all that athletic. Also, she is fun to play video games with. Shes one of those girls who loves anything romantic, and will fall asleep on your shoulder after a nice movie. She is a very tough girl and can playreally hard to get, but it is definetely worth the chase. SHe has an amazing body that is really hard to resist. She can get very hyper, so watch out. She is so fun to be around and once you meet her, you wont be able to stop thinking about her. Everyone loves Carly, except for those judgemental people who think she is a bitch. Carly is not only pretty on the outside, but even prettier on the inside. If you know a Carly, then what are you waiting for?
Ryan "DO you know that girl in science class?"
Sam "The blonde one..Carly?"
Ryan "Yeah, shes so funny and i think i like her.."
Sam "I know shes amazing, but i call dibs"
Ryan "No way!!!"
Sam "The blonde one..Carly?"
Ryan "Yeah, shes so funny and i think i like her.."
Sam "I know shes amazing, but i call dibs"
Ryan "No way!!!"
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