Cards

Calling out a racial slur in the right context; race cards.

Dude, dude...cards.

by 4_DaLulz June 16, 2011

yu-gi-oh cards

gay pieces of painted cardboard that suck for investing on or recycling

scam people: Hey lets draw some mosters on pieces of cardboard and lets tell people that dont have a live that they are valuble!

by Funk March 12, 2005

carlsbad grimple

The act of injecting heroin into the penis.

"Louie's veins were wrecked from all the junk he shot, so all he was left with was the Carlsbad Grimple."

by Johnny Gyno May 22, 2006

carlson

noun(n.)- Anyone who is extremely "jewish" or "cheap" with their money. Constantly seeking free items and left overs in a desperate attempt to save their quarters to buy a new menorah. Often but not always a carlson is equiped with an substantial sized nose which frequently pisses off his gay friends because it interferes with his dick sucking. Carlsons can be found at most Jewish temples searching for innocent little boys and their booties. Although all of these things above are mostly true one thing about a Carlson is always true; his mother is one fine looking lady that any man would be foolish to turn down.

#1
Jim: I think im gonna just throw out these french fries....
Stan: No dont!
Jim: why not?
Stan: because hanukkah is comming up and the Carlson needs to save his pennies.

#2
Mom: Have you seen joey at all lately?
Dad: No I havent why?
Mom: Oh no!
Dad: What is wrong?
Mom: The Carlson probably got him and is probably after his little bootie!

by Dj wExfordie April 28, 2009

Carlsen

the act of lazy, static, or passive sex normally occurring on a recliner, and many times requiring the cleansing of cheetos and or other crumbs before beginning.

"If you guys run into any ladies that don't want to fuck you, send her my way. I'll be in my chair; give her the Carlsen."

by bsurude January 25, 2009

Carassing

What a person in a car behind you does when he or she wants you to go faster.

I'm going five miles over the speed limit and that guy behind me is STILL carassing me!

by Wucky April 17, 2015

Tucker Carlson

The process of "tuck"-ing your testicles behind you to form a bowtie, and farting out of your anus (serving as the mouth), mimicking an old -school Tucker Carlson.

However, as age sets in, and gravity takes over, the process looks more like a modern, regular necktied Tucker Carlson.

I just walked into the living room, bent over, and Tucker Carlsoned in front of the TV, while my dad was watching Fox, and he never even noticed the difference.

by B.E.P. January 11, 2022