OMomma Care 

The system whereby Mamma takes care of all the crap everyone in the house fails to do (picking up socks, putting away shoes, taking dirty dishes to the sink, etc..)

Used in a sentence:"I forgot to pick up my dirty socks from the living room floor; but that's OK because I'm covered by OMomma Care."

OMomma Care by cephus September 30, 2013

YoMama Care 

An alternative to Obama Care in which the provider renders services to your mom....for free of course!

Hey Doug, is your Erectile Dysfunction covered under ObamaCare?
No?
You should get YoMama Care.

YoMama cared for it last night

YoMama Care by SamuraiBoom July 14, 2015

super-careful, frugalistic, extra-tally-conscious 

What Mary Poppins has to be whenever money is tight.

The movie got it all wrong --- the Banks family had not been having trouble with mean/colorless nannies; the nannies had all just been over-indulgent of the children, and so Mr. Banks hired Mary Poppins to teach his little ones about self-denial, willpower, and wise money-management --- Mary taught them to be "super-careful, frugalistic, extra-tally-conscious" when necessary.

super-careful, frugalistic, extra-tally-conscious by QuacksO August 31, 2018

who care 

A less sincere version of who cares. You can just throw it around to bother people. Usually does the job at owning people in arguments.

Aryan: hey can I play a song
Claire: who care

who care by dirtyrupees July 10, 2020

The Careborn

An amazing caretaker member who knows all. :> and is kind to all his friends. And is the Creator of Albums such as AITSOVU:R and CWTWATE.

The Careborn is Physically Amazing. Go sub to him NOW. :> ~ Spring

The Careborn by DrummingMarcher May 9, 2022

Hospice care kid 

An adult child who is expected to care for their deadbeat parent(s) at the end of their life/lives when said deadbeat parent(s) didn't take care of their now adult child(ren) when they were young and needed a parent(s).

Adult child: "I can't believe that I'm forty and my deadbeat dad is finally in my life, but only because he expects me to be his hospice care kid and financially care for him in his old age. Where was he when me and my siblings were young and needed a father?"

Hospice care kid by chickadee1107 February 12, 2023

don’t give a care 

When you give no fucks with passion

Person 1: I’m sorry to inform you but your phone has died
Person 2: Don’t give a care

don’t give a care by OkNo2 January 1, 2020