Stroller Candy

Eye candy out and about with his/her kid(s).

"Check out that hot dad! That's some stroller candy right there."

"Whoa, mama. She bounced back from childbirth REAL well. Stroller candy for the win."

by Elliott Osborne December 9, 2012

candied banana

The after effects of when a female dips her male companion's penis in caramel. Once hardened, the caramel becomes a condom for sexual use. Often used during fall time when there is leftover caramel from making candied apples.

Did you hear Bob and Cindy made Candied Bananas? After they fucked, ants crawled all over Cindy's vagina due to the friction, coupled with the high temperature of the vagina lining, melting the caramel inside her.

by Warrior ninja October 24, 2019

candy sandwich

Snorting cocaine off the taint between the pussy and asshole after double penetration.

He didn't think the night could get any crazier until the girl let him eat a candy sandwich

by Vann Miles August 5, 2015

Candy Muscle

A term used to discribe the male testicles; genitalia in a sexy way.

Daddy, I need that Candy Muscle"

by Swtpynk December 16, 2018

Candy fodder

Pokemon caught in Pokémon Go for the soul purpose of gathering candies.

If this Pikachu doesn't have a CP of at least 450 its going to become candy fodder for my 443 Pikachu.

by Robyonmydiq July 25, 2016

Candy wall

And insult someone uses if they are insecure about their body to pick on others.

“Look at the candy wall”

by MmDonut May 16, 2018

Candy corn

Another way of telling willy boi he has a really fucking small dick

Hey willy boi nice Candy corn

by wally dude September 17, 2018