buffer

A male who is gay.

Bri, you're a right buffer!

by Duder78 June 26, 2009

biffed

To accidentally shit your pants.

"Aw man! That smells like shit! Someone just biffed"

by Mulatto September 9, 2008

Jimmy Buffett

A well-known country music performer.

If you like Jimmy Buffett, you'll love Garth Brooks.

by Oakkymon July 21, 2006

Jimmy Buffet

The female equivalent of 'Rosie Palmer'.

Laura - Hey Gina, what are you up to today?
Gina - I am feeling kind of blue so I was thinking of having Jimmy Buffet over to buff the muffin.

by iamjustme August 11, 2009

buffers

a combination of buff and butters. usually a guy with a buff body and a naysty face. generally a person, male or female who is somehow smokin hot and crusty rugly at the same way, most frequently a nice body and a bad face or vice versa

taylor lautner
jay sean
dumbass: OMG! TAYLOR LAUTNER IS SO CUTE!!!
me: ew him are them buffers ting. you am these paedo.

by lloyydd May 21, 2010

Fish Buffet

When, through some cosmic luck, you are able to get a slumber party of girls drunk and eat all of their pussies in the same night.

Guy 1: "Where did you have dinner last night?"
Guy 2: "I had a Fish Buffet catered to my house!"
Guy 3: "When do we get the tomatoes?"

by Fishy man of war February 26, 2013

Biffed It

Accidentally(?) slapping someone's ass and freaking out whenever someone brings it up.

You smacked my ass.. shut up.

Lets NEVER TALK ABOUT THAT AGAIN! (and just for the record, YOU TURNED!!!!!!!)

so you were aiming for his.....................?

*She biffed it U_U*

by BenIsAwesomerThanEmily September 8, 2011