blimp

a really,really,really fat chick.
Generaly whos tits sag to the floor and looks inflated.

I was trying to take the blimp out for a cruise but she wouldnt fit in the car.

by MISC. April 10, 2005

Blinded by hunger

When someone looks in the fridge and doesn't see anything, walks around in a circle, then looks in the fridge again in high hopes that while the circle was walked, something magically appeared in the fridge. When the presence of chocolate cake fails to exist, the person proceeds to being upset and shutting the refrigerator door in pure anger, saying a ridiculous amount of explicit words.

Person A while opening refrigerator door: "Damn...we need to go grocery shopping". *shuts door*
Person B: *watching the blinded by hunger person silently, while eating dried top rommen noodles*
Person A walks around in circle, comes back and re-opens refrigerator door: "God Damnit!!! WHY the fuck isn't there anything in here?! We need to go grocery shopping!!!"
Person B: *laughs at Person A under breath and continues to eat dried top rommen"

by Oana February 11, 2008

blind date

Where you get really drunk or blind, meet someone and agree to go on a date but when you are sober you can't really remember what they look like, who they are or any details about the meeting except that you met them. Sometimes even friends have to tell you these details.

They call and you agree to go on a date anyway and awkwardly look around looking for someone slightly recognisable and spend the time trying to obtain any small details to piece together the night you met.

That guy from the party called, I think he was alright. We are going on a blind date

by mei_mei January 17, 2011

Blind fire

When having to pee in a blacked out bathroom when the electricity is cut at the middle of the night or simply the light bulb in the room has burst.

When i didn't pay my electric bill, the power in the house was cut at 10:00 pm where I has to blind fire in the bathroom but I was no where near the toilet and urinated on my Nike sneakers.

by panda-coach ricky November 26, 2009

Blind Dirty Sanchez

An enhancement to the disputed Dirty Sanchez and one-eyed dirty sanchez.
A male, after engaging in anal sex with a lass wipes his dirtied cock across the top of her upper lip to create the dirty sanchez and then cums in both her eyes.

It was mi birthday so she said we could be as dirty as I wanted so I banged her up borough and just when I was about to unload I pulled out and tried to get her to blow me. She didn't like it though so I just blew mi stack on her face :) But then she started yellin so I turned on the light and there she was squinting at me with a blind dirty sanchez!

by Dirty Fuzz October 29, 2007

Blim

A descriptive word for an individual who is excessively skinny or scrawny or someone who is weak

You are blim bruv

by Whatwouldbizdo? January 7, 2016

blinded by the light

having the need to make a very messy bowel movement (revved up like a deuce)

oh man, i had some bad Mexican food last night, and now I'm blinded by the light!

by halo6819 May 1, 2010