the bible

The "how to guide" for manipulating / controlling the masses.

i prefer the bible, these idiot guides to controling people are too complicated for me.

by LuciferAKAZeke September 23, 2005

The LAD Bible

A way of life according to the LAD commandments. The leaders of the LAD cult. All commandments can be found on www.theladbible.com

The LAD Bible commandments
#217 Thou shall go MILF hunting in Iceland because mums go to Iceland.
#196 Thou shall never say the word 'Reem'.

by Sherminator123 October 28, 2012

Bible thumping

For a male who has a curved penis it is the act of taking two bibles (one in each hand) and slamming them on your penis to straighten it out. Named for the resultant thump that is heard when slamming.

"After years of masturbating my penis leans to the left."
"Go bible thumping, that'll straighten it right out."

by p8ntballa00 September 12, 2010

Bible

A book that DOES NOT oppress people who happen to be gay. It explains that having feelings for the same gender is not a sin. (It does however say that having intercourse with the same gender is a sin, because intercourse is supposed to be a sacred thing and God would like it to go as he has designed it)

I can't believe people talk about the Bible that way- it's not that cruel!

by corey2525 December 30, 2020

Bille

A person playing a mud that really sucks and stuff
Also a person

Bille Bille Bille
What the fuck were you thinking Bille
Kursta is a bitch (Unrelated but to true)
Bille "got muddy" with Chalik what twinks

by 1337 April 7, 2004

Bile Break

When one uses the bathroom during a game of Left 4 Dead, it is considered a Bile Break.

Player1: "Ready to start the roller coaster"

Player 2: Wait! I gotta take a bile break!

by Resident Hedgehog April 15, 2010

bible thumped

the act of sexual intercourse taking place while on top of a copy of the holy Bible.

I went out with a guy I met in church last night and we bible thumped on my dads desk

by Lady Jai_ October 13, 2013