give birth to a negro

to take a montrous shit

damn man, all those burgers from white castle makes me need to give birth to a negro.... damn this ones fucking fat albert!!

by KDIZZO March 23, 2005

Birthday Surprise

A sexual maneuver in which, on the recipient's birthday, the birthday person bends over in the dark. A large black candle is then carried in and "Happy Birthday" is sung. As the song concludes, the candle is lit and inserted into the ass of the person. The candle is thrust into the ass, once for each year of the person's age. At this time "Are you 1? Are you 2?..." is chanted. The candle can then be removed.

"Yeah, it was Debbie's birthday last weekend...We gave her a Birthday Surprise, she couldn't walk right for a week."

by lmerfudd January 20, 2009

Birthday Dump

You are hammered drunk and you decide to drop one down, only you find that it happens to be the best damn turd of your young life. It was so good in fact, that you feel as if it was your birthday.

On occasion, the loaf itself refuses to be flushed, enhancing/dampening the birthday effect depending on location.

You are wishing someone happy birthday at a bar, perhaps for their 12:01, and instead of singing the happy birthday song when everyone else is singing it, you yell "take a birthday dump....Jesse Reimer!"

"TAKE A BIRFDAY DUMP" (if ur black)

by Ice HOuse April 3, 2008

BIRTH CONTROL

1)An EXTREMELY RELIABLE technology that mysteriously becomes
less reliable for a woman-the wealthier a man is.
2)An EXTREMELY RELIABLE technology that has been available-in
at least nine different forms to women-for now about
50 YEARS.(There's only two for men:Condom.Vasectomy.)This means nine different forms BEFORE you even
touch abortion or sterilization...But "unplanned"/unwanted
kids still get here.
3)An EXTREMELY RELIABLE technology-available more to women
than men.Yet newsmedia continues to blame men for
irresponsible breeding.Interesting.I've never met a man
who decided when a baby would be born.

SPORTS ANCHOR:"On the day of the draft-the now rich,young QUARTERBACK
found himself served with PATERNITY SUIT papers."

CHICK TO DUDE:"It's okay.I'm on the BIRTH CONTROL pill.My
doctor says I can't get pregnant anyway.I
just want to FEEL you."

SAME CHICK TO GIRLFRIEND 90 DAYS LATER:"I don't know how it
happened.I was'nt planning on this...but I
don't believe in abortion.Sooo..."

by L.MARTIN September 3, 2006

Birth of a Nation

A 92-year old, 190-minute silent film pilloried by incredibly self-congratulatory, thick white American teenagers who think that in doing so, they are contributing as much to the advancement of racial causes than Martin Luther King ever did in a lifetime.

Incredibly Thick White American Teenager: "The entire 190 minutes of The Birth of a Nation is the most vile piece of sick racist crap ever, because of a handful of scenes that represent ideas that with the benefit of hindsight, we are now able to see were regrettably misguided"

Rational Person: "But it was an unprecedented box-office phenomenon. It could be very probable that your direct ancestors were amongst those who paid to see it, thereby contributing to its popularity"

Incredibly Thick White American Teenager: "Dude you are such a racist fag douchebag"

by Michael Hates Stupid Americans September 21, 2007

Happy Birthday

happy-whatever reason im giving this small insignificant piece of crap to you.
Should be said with enthusiasm.

person, whilst handing someone else a half empty tube of toothpaste:Happy Birthday

by cheeseflambe July 20, 2009

bicth

A word of the highest caliber in the English lexicon. Generally used as insult in written passage and "text message" by intellectuals to insult any homo-sapiens that does not have a similar IQ as the user of the such word

"Stop being a bicth and fight me."

by Jamango May 10, 2019